"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ams being funny

EyeOnThePrize

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AMS should be an actor, I'm loving his impressions in this one,

his explanation of not giving a fuuck at the end is a useful one.

that's probably a sweet niche market left to be tapped, 'entertaining life coaching'.

he said he closes 10% of the time on the first date. i think my numbers are similar but sheet it feels like 90% when you actually start qualifying them. i turn down most chicks, not vice versa. and sometimes a girl will go crazy for validation when i do that, she volunteers herself into slavery. she starts to identify with my validation and demeans herself relentlessly. those are the girls that really lift the veil. once you get the scales tipped in your favor enough it's almost like scales break and poof, a volunteer slave. the irony is these are the easy girls and i enjoy a challenge. my natural disinterest and objectification is exactly what they find attractive. humans are fuucked in the head.



feel free to post any other shiit you find funny in this thread.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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GrowingPains

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*Claps. Rubs hands.*

"What's up fellas?"

SHE GON' HAVE TO LICK A WHOOOOOOOOOOLE LOTTA ASS.
 

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hahaha AMS a funny mf indeed, with a wholeeeee lottaaa knowledge. I recommend his book %100. Easy to read. Relatable. Great stuff
 
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