"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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EyeOnThePrize

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AMS should be an actor, I'm loving his impressions in this one,

his explanation of not giving a fuuck at the end is a useful one.

that's probably a sweet niche market left to be tapped, 'entertaining life coaching'.

he said he closes 10% of the time on the first date. i think my numbers are similar but sheet it feels like 90% when you actually start qualifying them. i turn down most chicks, not vice versa. and sometimes a girl will go crazy for validation when i do that, she volunteers herself into slavery. she starts to identify with my validation and demeans herself relentlessly. those are the girls that really lift the veil. once you get the scales tipped in your favor enough it's almost like scales break and poof, a volunteer slave. the irony is these are the easy girls and i enjoy a challenge. my natural disinterest and objectification is exactly what they find attractive. humans are fuucked in the head.



feel free to post any other shiit you find funny in this thread.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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*Claps. Rubs hands.*

"What's up fellas?"

SHE GON' HAVE TO LICK A WHOOOOOOOOOOLE LOTTA ASS.
 

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hahaha AMS a funny mf indeed, with a wholeeeee lottaaa knowledge. I recommend his book %100. Easy to read. Relatable. Great stuff
 
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