"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Jerry Maguire

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am probably one of the maybe 12 Americans who knows of Dizzee Rascal. Maybe I need to give the album another listen, but I bought "Showtime" a few yeards back and I wasn't really that impressed. I like "The Streets" better.
 

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Never heard of him over here in Germany. Well, I don't listen to a lot of rap anyway
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Jerry Maguire

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theunflushables said:
I am probably one of the maybe 12 Americans who knows of Dizzee Rascal. Maybe I need to give the album another listen, but I bought "Showtime" a few yeards back and I wasn't really that impressed. I like "The Streets" better.
Yeah Showtime wasn't that great, his new album Maths And English is great, and his first one is pretty good too.
 

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This decade just hasn't been good for rap. Remember the 1980s or the 1990s? Rap was great. Now what do we have?

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