Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/american-women-obese-article-1.2663494
More American women are more obese than ever
More American women are more obese than ever
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
If you can't pass a basic fitness test, you get ZERO government benefits of ANY KIND. No school, no public roads, no health care, etc..What are your commands to your people to reduce the obesity problem?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Give me any type of food in the world to eat, and I won't get fat eating it. Why? Because I'll check the calories and eat it responsiblyIt's fast food, it is gmo, it is hormone injected meat, and even fluoridated, water you drink.
After the famous "Super Size Me" documentary where the guy ate McDonalds every day for a month and cataloged his descent into metabolic syndrome, there was another guy, not nearly as famous, who ate Micky D's for a month and maintained his ripped physique.I'll maintain the same body fat on nothing but McDonalds. Doesn't matter
The Super Size Me guy dramatically increased his calorie intake when he switched to McDonalds. So is there really any surprise he gained weight?After the famous "Super Size Me" documentary where the guy ate McDonalds every day for a month and cataloged his descent into metabolic syndrome, there was another guy, not nearly as famous, who ate Micky D's for a month and maintained his ripped physique.
Naturally, that second guy is not nearly as famous as he promoted self-control and self-responsibility, two things most people loathe.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Banning all guns is bestA question I was thinking of recently - pretend you just got elected emperor and the world must bow to your ridiculous demands. What are your commands to your people to reduce the obesity problem?
I had the idea that we should first of all eliminate drive-throughs selling food. If your fat ass can't get out of your car, you don't need a Whopper that badly. Then, for every place that sells food, all we have to do is make the doors really narrow, so fat people can't fit through them.
Your fatGive me any type of food in the world to eat, and I won't get fat eating it. Why? Because I'll check the calories and eat it responsibly
I'll maintain the same body fat on nothing but McDonalds. Doesn't matter
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I personally have little to no interest in about 90% of women I see that are my age. I wouldn't call it ED though, I'm just not interested unless they have attractive features and actually take care of themselvesI've never been with a fat woman because I have a form of ED that doesn't tolerate women without a basic female waist/hip ratio or more than a reasonable BF ratio, stopped trying in my 20s. It has served me well over the years, but obviously I'm an outlier given what I see out and about.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/american-women-obese-article-1.2663494
More American women are more obese than ever
This guy ate McDonalds for a month and lost weight. It all depends on your lifestyle and choices.there was another guy, not nearly as famous, who ate Micky D's for a month and maintained his ripped physique.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.