"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Am I the only one that got FREAKY with a BABYSITTER? (****ed up my head in LT)

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who the hell has a babysitter their own age?

Why don't you stop telling stories and go fix your face...
 

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Was that an inappropriate inquiry? I know when I was seven my parents wouldn't hire another seven year old to watch me. Same goes for when I was ten. But whatever, maybe I'm just too sceptical.

It's not 2008 yet.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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But yeah back to me...just cuz it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen anywhere lol ITS CALLED STRATEGY MAN... PLUS thats how the world is everything has happened before, and I would be crazy to think that I was the only one this has happend too... PLust Spiff was saying that he did that with girls who weren't his baby sitter and were his age FUC KTARD
 

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do u speak german? And wasn't it weird being black in germany? Just curious bro.
 

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I use to know some words back then bcz they taught it in school there but I forgot that shi t once I got LAID NIGGA!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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LOL JUST KIDDING COULDN'T RESIST.

I knew some words but I later forgot them cuz im 19 now and that was 13 years ago...lol But no it didn't feel wierd living there being black and all lol becuz I was too young to really understand that ...lol but I did have some racial moments back then anyway
 

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trojanman88 said:
But yeah back to me...just cuz it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen anywhere lol ITS CALLED STRATEGY MAN... PLUS thats how the world is everything has happened before, and I would be crazy to think that I was the only one this has happend too... PLust Spiff was saying that he did that with girls who weren't his baby sitter and were his age FUC KTARD
Then why the hell was it in this thread? There are countless (and I'm not using that term lightly) other threads about what you've done with girls your own age...Anyways, err, um congratulations on having a really, really bizarre babysitter. What, in your twisted little mind, was her reasoning to let you, a six year old kid, motorboat her fourteen-year-old breasts?
 

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SKEPSIS, im not her. But everyone is not a 22 yearold virgin like you...don't hate on early success lol thanks for the congrats though
 

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GUYS, I can't explain this stuff. I was just a six year old kid (with a goal) living on the edge, who couldn't bare the embarrassment of being 7 years old and a virgin I was running out of time and I decided I was going to hang myself if I didn't get sex within the next 3 months..

LOL

credit: p3n15
 

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Ahem, I'm an eighteen year old virgin as of four days ago...
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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If black people really got sex just for being black I wouldn't be on this site...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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