"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Am I the only one that got FREAKY with a BABYSITTER? (****ed up my head in LT)

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Yeah I was A young lad of 6 years old, living in GERMANY
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. BUT ANYWAYS my mom got a new job so she couldn't be home with me and my sister all day. THe only solution was to hire a babysitter when she had to work. This girl was 14 and she looked really really good. I was an emotional beast around her. We were playing video games, when she walked in. Later we made a fuc king playhouse with like chairs and sheets. SHe was crawling infront of me with that big booty in my face lol. SO I grabbed it and kept grabbing it the whole time. SHe couldn't get out of the fuc king play house fast enough and before I knew it I had her pants down. SHe was fighting me off, but she would get her pants up and start playing again. Then I would got and rip her rip her pants off again and keep trying to touch her naked ass. IT kept going like this until she finally quit playing, but I wasn't don I was still on the hunt. So later on that day she was ****ing playing the video game (nintendo mario first edition, this was way back in the day) so I kept going at it feeling her up and trying to take off her clothes. She went back into the hide/playhouse and let me take off her clothes she was almost completely naked so I kept humping her in the booty . And it kept going like this lol all day :moon:. THen My parents got home, and I was afraid she would tell on me, but she didn't she made some **** up to get me into trouble. ( i guess this was her way to get back at trojanman but I wasn't haveing that :nono: ) the next day she came over I wasted no time and with little resistance I had her but naked hiding under some covers when a friend came over to borrow a game. SHe was naked so she ran into the bathroom. I got into trouble later on that night cuz she told that I let somebody in the house. So anyway I got spanked of course so I was mad. Then the next time she came over I will never forget she had some tight ass jeans on that didn't fit her fat booty she was watching menace to society and she wasnt' havign it. THat day so anyway I felt her up and she denied me until I forced her pants off then she kinda let me do it for a while but anyway that night it got so far as too her taking off her own clothes and bringin me into the room with the lights off. THen she layed me on top of her. ANd at first she would never let me take off her bra but that night I kept at it until I got it off then I motor boated her. I couldnt get hard lol so I just turned her naked ass over and mounted her for hours. Then my parents came home and we scrambled to put back on our clothes. SHe got fired cuz of food being on the ground cuz we had a food fight lol.

But anyways I had to go to daycare. But I took that behavior there lol, and I fuc kin was taking off all of the girls clothes an mounting them. It hit its peak when all the boys started copying me and all the girls started liking me, then we built this ****ing playhouse with a table and a sheet and we got under it and ****ing had a god damn orgy danm near and ****ing every parent was out there taking pictures of our creative for not knowing what was going down inside of it lol. They wer all smiling at us as we walked out zipping up our ****ing pants. But I got out as soon as I seen this but some wern't so lucky they got caught and they business got shut down.

My POINT is I was a ****ing BEAST AT BIRTH and so are you guys...its in our blood to act in a sexual way so F UCK IT.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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trojanman88

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btw my sister witness this and she still remembers cuz I asked her the other day lol
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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trojanman88 said:
I could barely control myself around beautiful women
were you also naked with baby sitter? and she couldn't fight u off at 6 yrs old?
 

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nando said:
were you also naked with baby sitter? and she couldn't fight u off at 6 yrs old?
Not naked my pants sometimes would down alittle, but other than that I was fully clothed. ANd wat can I say, I had persistence:rockon: .
 

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My sister used to blackmale me using that for YEARS!... lol:crazy::moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yep I made it clap lol...haha don't believe me. BUt yeah that was the realist **** iv'e ever wrote trust MEH!

plus: The **** was crazy in the 90's
 

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lol iono if ur tellin the truth or not but thats some funny ****
 

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haha...
 

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It was more believeble if u wore at least 11 or something like that, at 6 years old u were ejaculating air :)) , anyway sexy story try it in a set see what happens ...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I took a bath with a babysitter once. i was 5-6 and she was 13 with big jugs. She hopped in the tub with me butt ass naked, but nothing happened.

Another time I watched a porno with a babysitter. She was 16 and I was like 8 or 9.
 

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I never had a babysitter (now I wish that I did).

I ain't so sure the truth behind this story, but either way, it is pretty damn funny.

To quote my friend, "That's just pretty fvcked up."

comic_relief
 

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I don't believe a word of this story, but it's kinda funny. Even if you could be sexually aroused at a young age, a teenaged babysitter would probably be able to stop you from tryin to stick your six year old weiner anywhere.
 

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I don't believe a word of this story, but it's kinda funny. Even if you could be sexually aroused at a young age, a teenaged babysitter would probably be able to stop you from tryin to stick your six year old weiner anywhere.
LOL but if you say i'm lying you'd have to tell me the point of why I would lie about this...for the attention LOL. THIS SH IT IS FUC KING TRUE BRO. Plus like I wouldn't lie about something this hard to believe, if you lie you want to make it sound true.lol BUT yeah even like my friends wouldn't believe me when we would talk about funny sexual stories and then I would have to verify with my sister. MY SISTER IS TIRED OF VERIFYING THIS **** LOL...but yeah I would have to truly be a maniac to be able to make a story like that up. you know...like thats kinda some wierd **** to be thinking about if it wasn't true...son AND I didn't say I put my penis in her, it stayed soft fool. I JUST kept humpin LOL NOBODY COULD STOP ME ONCE I GET NEAR THE HOLE I'M DEADLY LIKE JORDAN.:rockon:

p.s. LOL PLUS WHEN I WAS A SIX YEAR OLD I WAS A ****ING BADASS SHE COULDN"T STOP ME IF SHE WANTED TOO...(WHICH SHE DIDN'T)
 

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Right...what kind of depraved teenage girl would do what you and Spiff are insinuating?

There are some sick people out there.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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