"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Am I Overanalyzing This?

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So my girlfriend dumped me two weeks ago and a friend of mine, she just recently ended **** with another guy, so she sends me this message on facebook lastnight..


Subject: are u feeling better...
Message: p.s. are you feeling better about the whole denise thing? i just recently let go of this HUGE ******* i mean one so huge you could fit a whale **** in. he sucks. we should talk. i miss you making me laugh.


Am I overanalyzing this? Or does she wants something more..?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Two weeks ago, and this randomly pops up on your page. Good job!

Always Assume Attraction. Therefore, she wants you. Go get her. (learn about IOI/SOIs)
 

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Translation:

"subject: I want you to f*ck me
message: Get over to my room right now and let's have sex."
 

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So I tried not flat out say "let's ****"... but how'd this go..?

Message: yeah i'm over her and feeling a whole lot better! thanks for asking. haha about the *******... glad you got rid of him. anyways, yeah let's get together sometime and talk. i miss laughing "at you" ;)


..tried to throw a little c&f, i didn't want to throw in too much cos she's only an HB6 or so. but if you notice, I tried to put it something subtle, "let's get together" in there.
 

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foomee said:
So I tried not flat out say "let's ****"... but how'd this go..?

Message: yeah i'm over her and feeling a whole lot better! thanks for asking. haha about the *******... glad you got rid of him. anyways, yeah let's get together sometime and talk. i miss laughing "at you" ;)


..tried to throw a little c&f, i didn't want to throw in too much cos she's only an HB6 or so. but if you notice, I tried to put it something subtle, "let's get together" in there.
Nice response bro, 'thumbs up' on that one. I do think you were over analyzing on your first post though, try to stay out of your head.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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HB6 sounds a little weak, but what the hell, I guess you need someone to rebound to right about now.

It might give you some social proof, anyway.
 
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