Am I getting this CnF stuff down?lol

[Patrick124]

Conversation today, with a HB 9, renowned as the 2r dor 3rd hottest girl in our grade.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey Pat
Me: Sometiems I jsut get thsi urge to beat your ass melissa.
Her: oh shut up pat, you're so small
Me: Hey, I'm not small lol[mild kino, i pinched her waist]
Her: I ment in secret places haha
Me: Oh, you wouldn't know, but trust me, if I wanted lipf rom you all I'd have to do is unzip my pants.
Her: haha thats be so awkward!!
Me: haha thats true, but I know exactly wat you'd do
Her: hahaha shut up pat.
Me: Bye melissa
Her: Bye pat.

pretty good i though, especially since ti was on the spot. I was amazed at my wits..but i'm also very confident and don't know how that would sound form an outside perspective.
does ti sound like i am gettin this **** good?

 

[LuckyDevil6]

HAHAHA funny thing.. i was talking to her today too.. walking in the halls, she was with a friend when i went up to her

Me: hey 'friends name' good to see ya
her: Can't you see we are trying to have a conversation?! Matt you are ruining my life.
Me: HEY! the only reason you life is bad is because i'm not in it *huge ass grin*

Funny we both are hitting on the same girls... keep it up pimpin

 

[blinkwatt]

yeah whenever someone makes a comment about my height i just say i make it up where it counts.they get the idea.

 

[Patrick124]

she is ****in fine man lol. I'm not really trying to get with her, I basicly have a gf, btu shes jsut fun to flirt with. thnx though guys. payce.