"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Am I getting this CnF stuff down?lol

Patrick124

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 9, 2004
Messages
669
Reaction score
0
Age
37
Location
Virginia
Conversation today, with a HB 9, renowned as the 2r dor 3rd hottest girl in our grade.
Me: Hey
Her: Hey Pat
Me: Sometiems I jsut get thsi urge to beat your ass melissa.
Her: oh shut up pat, you're so small
Me: Hey, I'm not small lol[mild kino, i pinched her waist]
Her: I ment in secret places;) haha
Me: Oh, you wouldn't know, but trust me, if I wanted lipf rom you all I'd have to do is unzip my pants.
Her: haha thats be so awkward!!
Me: haha thats true, but I know exactly wat you'd do;)
Her: hahaha shut up pat.
Me: Bye melissa
Her: Bye pat.

pretty good i though, especially since ti was on the spot. I was amazed at my wits..but i'm also very confident and don't know how that would sound form an outside perspective.
does ti sound like i am gettin this **** good?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

LuckyDevil6

Don Juan
Joined
Aug 21, 2004
Messages
43
Reaction score
0
Age
38
Location
VA
HAHAHA funny thing.. i was talking to her today too.. walking in the halls, she was with a friend when i went up to her

Me: hey 'friends name' good to see ya
her: Can't you see we are trying to have a conversation?! Matt you are ruining my life.
Me: HEY! the only reason you life is bad is because i'm not in it *huge ass grin*:D

Funny we both are hitting on the same girls... keep it up pimpin
 

blinkwatt

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 6, 2005
Messages
1,904
Reaction score
7
Age
38
yeah whenever someone makes a comment about my height i just say i make it up where it counts.they get the idea.
 

Patrick124

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 9, 2004
Messages
669
Reaction score
0
Age
37
Location
Virginia
she is ****in fine man lol. I'm not really trying to get with her, I basicly have a gf, btu shes jsut fun to flirt with. thnx though guys. payce.
 
Top