"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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am I freakin out about this?

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so my gf just told me that if we break up she'd give up on men, because she's put up with too much crap with men and if i turned out the same way then she'd just go to women even though she's not gay (that i know of atleast)

but she also informed me that she's always wondered what gay women see in kissing other chicks. and if she was single and the opportunity came up that she might consider kissing another chick just to see what the hype was about. I told her that she's not missing anything ( this is coming from someone who has personally kissed another man on a dare...never again)

my girl has never done a gay thing in her life, and according to her friends she's the straightest chick they know. but this kinda concerns me. i don't want her lezzin out on me.

she could sense my disdain apparently because she asked me if anything was wrong. I told her nothing was wrong, but this has been bothering me ever since. she said that she couldn't be gay, but she'd probably do it if we didn't work out (she's in love with me)

am i just overracting about this whole thing? is my gf bi or something?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Your girlfriend is not bi. Your girlfriend is *gasp* being manipulative. If you guys break up, she's going to have to learn to not put her own hopes and dreams on the shoulders of other people. Unless she's a dumbass, in which case she won't learn anything and will continue to wonder why all of her relationships suck.

Oh and a little secret here...pretty much all girls have/will kissed/kiss other girls. It's not because they're bisexual, it's because it drives us guys crazy to see 2 hot women making out.
 
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X-ecution said:
so my gf just told me that if we break up she'd give up on men, because she's put up with too much crap with men and if i turned out the same way then she'd just go to women even though she's not gay (that i know of atleast)
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All what this girl said can be summed up in 3 words: Blah blah blah.....

Women talk about every little sh1t that pops into their head and you shouldn't pay attention to it. Once again you don't judge a woman by her words but by her actions.
 
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You know your G/F better than any of us, but women are crazy and say and do some crazy ****. Play it off cool so she'll move on and not constantly bring this rant up. In other words, chill out.
 
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