"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Am I banned...

Mr. Mystery II

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I am really Mr. Mystery, I haven't been active here for a while now, but I recently started stopping by again and I am unable to log in.

When I put in my pass word, the screen says thanks for logging in and then leads me back to another screen saying that I was able not allowed access and I should sign in???

Whats up?

Mr. Mystery
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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m4a1

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Under your name it says "Master don juan", so you're not banned.
 

xi phi pi

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Sounds like maybe you changed your email and didn't reply to it. PM Allen (Sosuave.com) and check about that with him since it seems to happen a lot.
 

Mr. Mystery

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Hmm...I'm on my computer at work and I can log on no problem? Weird, maybe its just my comp at home that has trouble loggin on...I don't know, I guess I need to do somemore troubleshooting.

Mr. Mystery
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by xi phi pi
Sounds like maybe you changed your email and didn't reply to it. PM Allen (Sosuave.com) and check about that with him since it seems to happen a lot.
You seem to have a lot of info on how this site runs. As you told me your here under an alias but me wonders which old poster or moderator you really are.

Asanova? naaaa...he's not of the same intellectual style as you...oh well.

You can't be that baffoon Starman...he's played himself way out, like 8 track tape players and suitcase sized mobile phones.
 

xi phi pi

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Originally posted by Player_Supreme
You seem to have a lot of info on how this site runs. As you told me your here under an alias but me wonders which old poster or moderator you really are.

Asanova? naaaa...he's not of the same intellectual style as you...oh well.

You can't be that baffoon Starman...he's played himself way out, like 8 track tape players and suitcase sized mobile phones.
I've worked on/with VBulliten before and have seen this problem occur. Hell, it happened to me before. :p
 

Mr. Mystery II

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Well, I'm a little frustrated.

Allen PMed me back and said that it sounded like a cookie problem, so I tried to fix the cookies and told the brower to enable this site. I still can't log on with Mr. Mystery, but I have no problem logging on with Mr. Mystery II, so it shouldn't have anything to do with cookies.

Do any of you technically sound posters out there have any idea whats going on? I don't know computers or the internet that well so I'm justified in being clueless as far as what to do, but I know some of you out there have an idea. Thanks.

Mr. Mystery
 
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