Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Am I antisocial if I don't use MSN?

bud_2005

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I used to use it when I was younger but I just feel like I kind of grew out of it. If I'm talking to a person I prefer for it to be face to face or like on the phone. Its just more fun that way. But people ask me in amazement why I don't use the thing. My brother sits on it for about 3-4 hours a day and I just see it as a waste of time when you could be out drinking with your buds or something.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Skilla_Staz

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LMAO. Thats like saying "Am I AntiSocial if I don't spend my life on the internet?"

I don't use MSN. I use AIM. Even then, I'm not on terribly often, due to work, personal life, sleeping, football, etc.
 

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Absolutely. By using MSN instead of AIM, you are displaying anti-social behavior. However, you forgot to bring up Yahoo Messenger - if you use AIM but don't use Yahoo, then you're twice as antisocial. However, if you use MSN and Yahoo but not AIM then you're not as anti-social as you would be if you used Yahoo and AIM.

:rolleyes:
 

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diablo said:
Absolutely. By using MSN instead of AIM, you are displaying anti-social behavior. However, you forgot to bring up Yahoo Messenger - if you use AIM but don't use Yahoo, then you're twice as antisocial. However, if you use MSN and Yahoo but not AIM then you're not as anti-social as you would be if you used Yahoo and AIM.

:rolleyes:
I say that it's a racial thing. An absolute bigotry against all things Microsoft. He's probably a OSX user.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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bud_2005

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Ok I guess you guys don't really understand what I mean. When I said MSN I meant all instant messengers. I just don't care too use it all that often. But I know some people who live on them.
 

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I believe your right thats how I feel.

plus you dont want to be like that guy on napolean dynamite.
 

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Yes...duh
 
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