Am I A Pussay For Lovin Musicals?

[bballplaya]

I'm bout five eleven, swimmerz build, blonde, blue eyes, whatev. I kno I'm hot, the ladiez kno I'm hot, whatev. I love ladiez, have my whole life, I lost my virginity at round nine, and since then Ive been drippin wit ho's. I hear dat bein a "metrosexual" iz kinda cool, and sure I take a lot of pride into the Roccawear that I wear, but da other day I was with my girl and she was like, "Bballplaya, what are we gonna watch," and I wuz like, "Oh, we won't be watchin it anywayz, if you know what I mean" (I meant dat we'd be havin sex, get it?!) and this foxy lady, she's Asian, bout five two, slammin, wuz like, "How bout Taking Lives," and I'm like, "no, how bout Music Man, I really think dat guy's like da pimp **** when he's in da uniform marchin round the street, and they're like, play the music!" And Tina (she's the Asian ho ma), was like, "ew," and then the video store jerk was like, "you're a pussay!" So, am I?

 

[Fatality]

yes, yes you are

 

[So pimp its scary]

I concur. Smells like ***** round here.

 

[comic_relief]

nevermind

 

[ShortTimer]

Enjoying a good work of art for what it is doesn't make anyone a *****. However, if skip down the street singing "Wouldn't it be Loverly" then people would be right to think you're a fruit.

"All I want is a room somewhere,
Far away from the cold night air..."

See, even me including the lyrics here looks fruity.

 

[AMF]

Kindly leave

 

[Lost In Translation]

You remind me of that scene in the movie : Anger Management starring Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler when they in the car and Adam Sandler starts singing WEST SIDE STORY

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

( did search on google for lyrics so dont get smart fellow dj's )

you do sound gay

but yeah you get the point and what the hell is a metrosexual ?



Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Alen-Delon]

i didnt really get the moral of the story.. but yeah you do sound like a pussayyyyyy

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Dumbest.

Thread.

Ever.