bballplaya
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I'm bout five eleven, swimmerz build, blonde, blue eyes, whatev. I kno I'm hot, the ladiez kno I'm hot, whatev. I love ladiez, have my whole life, I lost my virginity at round nine, and since then Ive been drippin wit ho's. I hear dat bein a "metrosexual" iz kinda cool, and sure I take a lot of pride into the Roccawear that I wear, but da other day I was with my girl and she was like, "Bballplaya, what are we gonna watch," and I wuz like, "Oh, we won't be watchin it anywayz, if you know what I mean" (I meant dat we'd be havin sex, get it?!) and this foxy lady, she's Asian, bout five two, slammin, wuz like, "How bout Taking Lives," and I'm like, "no, how bout Music Man, I really think dat guy's like da pimp **** when he's in da uniform marchin round the street, and they're like, play the music!" And Tina (she's the Asian ho ma), was like, "ew," and then the video store jerk was like, "you're a pussay!" So, am I?