"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Always in fvcking hurry!!!

ntssv

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It doesn't matter what the fvck I'm doing except fvcking. Don't know why this is. It's not like I'm late all the time. Even when I'm going to early, I drive as fast I can and get pissed at people in my way. Same thing when I go to get a drink of water at work. I rush to the kitchen fill my bottle and rush back to my desk just to sit there and enjoy my water. The only place I don't look like a fvcking jack rabbit is at the book store.

I try to take it easy and only when I focus can I do this.

Anyone else do this sh!t?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vulpine

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I used to be like that when I lived in California. I think it's something in the water, like amphetamines, but it's all about hypertension out there. Then, when I moved back to Wisconsin it was like *Ahhhhh.....* I can take a nap when I'm driving or anything else really. I still get pissed off at idiots holding up the show though... and say "dude" a lot.
 

GirlCrazy

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Vulpine said:
I used to be like that when I lived in California. I think it's something in the water, like amphetamines, but it's all about hypertension out there. Then, when I moved back to Wisconsin it was like *Ahhhhh.....* I can take a nap when I'm driving or anything else really. I still get pissed off at idiots holding up the show though... and say "dude" a lot.
Same here. Almost 40 years in Orange County. Was always in a hurry and always pissed at something. I'd walk out of doctor's offices, grocery stores - anybody that kept me waiting too long. I got to the point where I couldn't handle sitting on the freeway 3 hours a day not moving. 90 minutes each way to go 12 miles - it just sucked.

Now I live in a rural area of Spokane, WA, and all the stress, road rage, and being in a hurry is gone. My job is still down in OC, but I only go there for a week once every couple months.

It's a whole different world here in Spokane. People wave to strangers, talk to each other in grocery stores, ask about your kids, etc. My first winter here, some lady was stuck in the snow and 4 people pulled over to help her. It's still a little weird that everywhere I go, people start with "Hi, Mark...", but I'm getting used to it.

Problem solved for me. I tell people that I'm just a visitor to the rat race now, and I'm not going back, ever.

Oh, and unlike parts of the south and midwest, nobody looks at me funny here for saying "dude" a lot.
 

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Maybe this is in my genes since I'm from LA. It's been along time since I was there but... you never know what we pick up from our parents.
 

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I threw my veggies at the self-checkout machine because it wouldn't work.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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