"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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alright, not a big concern for me, but want advice

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alright so i told this girl i was from italy and i spoke three languages, and it kinda got taken out of hands lmao, and now i kinda don't know what to do, shes not high on my priority list and we share no common friends, we've hung out a few times and i kinda just did that because my bro didn't believe i would do it and now i'm gonna be chillin with my friends tomorrow at a place and she's gonna be there, any ideas as in what i should do? i'm not trying to cover it up, but does anyone have any ideas? haha i feel like an ass... think i should just tell her or just roll with it? dumb move by me i know.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Little Italy said:
alright so i told this girl i was from italy and i spoke three languages, and it kinda got taken out of hands lmao, and now i kinda don't know what to do, shes not high on my priority list and we share no common friends, we've hung out a few times and i kinda just did that because my bro didn't believe i would do it and now i'm gonna be chillin with my friends tomorrow at a place and she's gonna be there, any ideas as in what i should do? i'm not trying to cover it up, but does anyone have any ideas? haha i feel like an ass... think i should just tell her or just roll with it? dumb move by me i know.
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dude i've been there. I would definitely tell her, just laugh it off like the joke that it was. She'll forget about it soon
 
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haha thats what i was planning to do, either that or avoid her lmao, idk she seems like she'd freak out though, then again whats the worst that can happen
 
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