"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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taiyuu_otoko

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Dude gets put in a cage with a lady he don't like.

Dude kills lady.

LONDON (AP) — For ten days, the London Zoo kept its newly arrived male Sumatran tiger Asim in a separate enclosure from Melati, the female tiger who was supposed to become his mate.

Zoologists gave them time to get used to each other’s presence and smells, and waited for what they felt would be the right time to let them get together. On Friday, they put the two tigers into the same enclosure — and Asim killed Melati as shocked handlers tried in vain to intervene.

It was a tragic end to hopes that the two would eventually breed as part of a Europe-wide tiger conservation program for the endangered Sumatran subspecies.

“Everyone here at ZSL London Zoo is devastated by the loss of Melati and we are heartbroken by this turn of events,” the zoo said in a statement.

It said the focus now is “caring for Asim as we get through this difficult event.”

The zoo said its experts had been carefully monitoring the tigers’ reactions to each other since Asim arrived ten days ago and had seen “positive signs” that indicated the two should be put together.

“Their introduction began as predicted, but quickly escalated into a more aggressive interaction,” the zoo said.

Contingency plans called for handlers to use loud noises, flares and alarms to try to distract the tigers, but that didn’t work. They did manage to put Asim, 7, back in a separate paddock, but by that time Melati, 10, was already dead.

Asim’s arrival at the zoo last week had been trumpeted in a press release showing him on the prowl and describing him as a “strapping Sumatran tiger.”


The organization Tigers in Crisis says there are only estimated to be about 500 to 600 Sumatran tigers in the wild.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Simply amazing, she was the only available source of tiger poon for him also…
He must not have liked her attitude or thought she was an unsuitable mate…
 

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No one saw this coming? Is there not a way to break up a tiger fight?
They were in very close enclosures before being joined in one. Keepers blew large air horns to distract him, but it was too late for her.
For some reason he no likey her and obviously couldn’t move on…
Incompatibility
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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That male tiger is lucky he doesn't play for the NFL or he would be out.
Unfortunately for the female tiger, the zookeepers didn't allow her adequate time to start a #MeToo movement.
 

Who Dares Win

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Remind me when I was a kid and teachers broke our desk couple and put every guy sitting togheter witha girl, most of the girls were happy and most of the guys went postal...thats the natural order of things when libido and forced socialization didnt kick on yet.
 

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Zoos are unnatural. This explains why people get crazy in the concrete jungle.
 

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Zoos are unnatural. This explains why people get crazy in the concrete jungle.
Yes. The zoo’s forced cohabitation process completely nullified his natural mate selection process. In his eyes she may have only been a HB 3…
 

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Yes. The zoo’s forced cohabitation process completely nullified his natural mate selection process. In his eyes she may have only been a HB 3…
hahah
He wanted an upgrade getting rid of HB3 was a smart move
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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