"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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allergic to some fruit

KmZDon

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is this abnormal? I'm allergic to peach and apple
everytime my parents force me to eat them, my throat feels burned/itches a little, the top of my mouth kind of feel irritated and my tongue stings

the ****ers (parents) are like "oh this is extremely abnormal! you're like alien?! oh my god, our son is this hard to take care of, all we wanted was a son who can go to good school and live a loving life" (you know the typical life, "mom I'm hope, mom look, I'm reading" kind of life)
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Lots of people have food allergies.

Consider yourself lucky they don't give you neurological symptoms like mine do.

But then, I can see how pesticides used in the farms could cause the problems you're experiencing, too.
 

KmZDon

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well these pesticide used on the fruit affect me, but not my parents, how come?!
 

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Originally posted by KmZDon
is this abnormal? I'm allergic to peach and apple
everytime my parents force me to eat them, my throat feels burned/itches a little, the top of my mouth kind of feel irritated and my tongue stings

the ****ers (parents) are like "oh this is extremely abnormal! you're like alien?! oh my god, our son is this hard to take care of, all we wanted was a son who can go to good school and live a loving life" (you know the typical life, "mom I'm hope, mom look, I'm reading" kind of life)
Kmz Bogus boy, if your allergic, DONT EAT THE FOOD.

But from the total bogosity of many of your posts, as in the quote here " the ****ers (parents) are like "oh this is extremely abnormal! you're like alien?! oh my god, our son is this hard to take care of, all we wanted was a son who can go to good school and live a loving life" (you know the typical life, "mom I'm hope, mom look, I'm reading" kind of life)," I dont know what to believe!
 
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I have the same exact problem as you. Try the fruit dehydrated. It still tastes great and doesn't give those effects.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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