"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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All Nighter at school

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Theres this event at school, in which you stay overnight at my high school for 12 hours, Theres a dance, movies, kareoke and my band is gonna play possibly.

I can talk and approach girls no problem, but How will I escalate in this amount of time. I can't get laid since its at school, but making out, and getting some numbers for another time would be what im aiming for. I think that if my band plays, I might get an advantage, because that will give me an image.

At school dances, everyone just grinds. I'm alright at it, but How do I start with a girl ive never really talked to before, or even know, or never seen before all together. And what about the erection issue lol, Do girls at this age like it or not.


I think I can already do pretty good, I dress well, I'm in good shape, and I am confident in what I do, but I wanna just get a few tips before. I wanna get at least 4-5 phone numbers, and grind with 20 girls, make out with 1 or two.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Jesus christ your school is practically having a huge sober party, how can you possibly not get numbers and a hook up hahaha
 

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When things get down and dirty when it comes to ancing, you don't ask for permission to grind. You just do it. Just no feeling up n a girl whil grinding, unless she escelates it first.
 

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Analyzeit said:
Jesus christ your school is practically having a huge sober party, how can you possibly not get numbers and a hook up hahaha
Haha, true. I didn't really need this thread, I can do it, I just needed to KNOW I can.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Big Poppa said:
When things get down and dirty when it comes to ancing, you don't ask for permission to grind. You just do it. Just no feeling up n a girl whil grinding, unless she escelates it first.
So If I see a girl, just dancing around, I should just go up and do it.

And I wasn't planning on feeling her up, but If she guides me there, I'm down lol
 

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Sorry to bump. but what about popping a boner while grinding, are girls this young expected to get that, or will they freak out
 

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Depends what kinda chick your with if your with a more slvtty one let the boner flow lol but if your with a more shy one take your time and tuck in under the old belt.

I myself would myself would give her a taste (thats if she kind of escalates first like big poppa said) and then tuck in under so she's in wonder if you have a boner or not, then just take my time, you've got all night no point hurrying

Just don't worry bout it, once your in the moment it'll all come to you :up:
 

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Yeah true, I'm not in zone right now lol. Once I see all the girls, ill be opening it up like crazy
 

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yo im going to assume you wear boxers. whenever im at a thing where im juking i wear boxer briefs, they hold your junga better, ive never popped one, but my friends say it works so i take their word
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Alright, I will see what I can do. Ill pick up a pair or two lol

Some girls I heard like feeling it, depending on the situation. If you get them worked up enough, they will go for anything.


And after I grind with em, how do I escalate it to start making out, and such, should I wait for signs that they are in it, or what
 

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I find it better not to go to this website for HOW TO's such as HOW TO KISS, HOW TO FVCK your better off just using google lol

If you want my tip, i'd say you'll know what to do when the time comes, now your reading this saying FVCK that Analyzeit B@stard needs to give me some solid advice, but trust me don't worry, like i was never told how to kiss never even looked it up on the internet, seen it in a few movies maybe but i'm apparently pretty good. YOU JUST GOTTA GET IN THE ZONE!! try what sounds good and you'll be the man lol

btw when is this thing, i'm looking forward to hearing about what happens lol
 

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Yeah true, I just gotta get in the:

"now not chief, im in the ****ing zone"

then i will be flying.
 

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S.Y.L said:
Yeah true, I just gotta get in the:

"now not chief, im in the ****ing zone"

then i will be flying.
i got this new haircut...
you know what it means?
means i'm gettin some pvssy tonight.
my boys, they all got the same haircut...
they're all gettin some pvssy tonight.
 

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nikko49 said:
i got this new haircut...
you know what it means?
means i'm gettin some pvssy tonight.
my boys, they all got the same haircut...
they're all gettin some pvssy tonight.
*****es love my new haircut, if they dont, they're ****in skanks




that guys alpha as **** lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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haha yo say "not now chief, im in the ****ing zone" to a teacher, so funny... yeah i wanna hear what happens at this all nighter... and i'm really mad that my school doesn't have one lmao
 

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Yeah why is your school having one, how old are you?? school here would never do anything remotely even close to what your schools doings


By the way you better grind on every piece of pvssy that walks through that door, Your better grind till your **** falls off hahahaha
 

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Haha, one kid did that last year to a teacher, it was so funny.

And I'm 16, but people of all grades can go. And I will dance with every girl in sight, except if their ugly, duh.
 

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Haha, yeah, its actually still more than a month away. So I got time to prepare.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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