"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All Nighter at school

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Theres this event at school, in which you stay overnight at my high school for 12 hours, Theres a dance, movies, kareoke and my band is gonna play possibly.

I can talk and approach girls no problem, but How will I escalate in this amount of time. I can't get laid since its at school, but making out, and getting some numbers for another time would be what im aiming for. I think that if my band plays, I might get an advantage, because that will give me an image.

At school dances, everyone just grinds. I'm alright at it, but How do I start with a girl ive never really talked to before, or even know, or never seen before all together. And what about the erection issue lol, Do girls at this age like it or not.


I think I can already do pretty good, I dress well, I'm in good shape, and I am confident in what I do, but I wanna just get a few tips before. I wanna get at least 4-5 phone numbers, and grind with 20 girls, make out with 1 or two.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Jesus christ your school is practically having a huge sober party, how can you possibly not get numbers and a hook up hahaha
 

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When things get down and dirty when it comes to ancing, you don't ask for permission to grind. You just do it. Just no feeling up n a girl whil grinding, unless she escelates it first.
 

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Analyzeit said:
Jesus christ your school is practically having a huge sober party, how can you possibly not get numbers and a hook up hahaha
Haha, true. I didn't really need this thread, I can do it, I just needed to KNOW I can.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Big Poppa said:
When things get down and dirty when it comes to ancing, you don't ask for permission to grind. You just do it. Just no feeling up n a girl whil grinding, unless she escelates it first.
So If I see a girl, just dancing around, I should just go up and do it.

And I wasn't planning on feeling her up, but If she guides me there, I'm down lol
 

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Sorry to bump. but what about popping a boner while grinding, are girls this young expected to get that, or will they freak out
 

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Depends what kinda chick your with if your with a more slvtty one let the boner flow lol but if your with a more shy one take your time and tuck in under the old belt.

I myself would myself would give her a taste (thats if she kind of escalates first like big poppa said) and then tuck in under so she's in wonder if you have a boner or not, then just take my time, you've got all night no point hurrying

Just don't worry bout it, once your in the moment it'll all come to you :up:
 

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Yeah true, I'm not in zone right now lol. Once I see all the girls, ill be opening it up like crazy
 

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yo im going to assume you wear boxers. whenever im at a thing where im juking i wear boxer briefs, they hold your junga better, ive never popped one, but my friends say it works so i take their word
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Alright, I will see what I can do. Ill pick up a pair or two lol

Some girls I heard like feeling it, depending on the situation. If you get them worked up enough, they will go for anything.


And after I grind with em, how do I escalate it to start making out, and such, should I wait for signs that they are in it, or what
 

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I find it better not to go to this website for HOW TO's such as HOW TO KISS, HOW TO FVCK your better off just using google lol

If you want my tip, i'd say you'll know what to do when the time comes, now your reading this saying FVCK that Analyzeit B@stard needs to give me some solid advice, but trust me don't worry, like i was never told how to kiss never even looked it up on the internet, seen it in a few movies maybe but i'm apparently pretty good. YOU JUST GOTTA GET IN THE ZONE!! try what sounds good and you'll be the man lol

btw when is this thing, i'm looking forward to hearing about what happens lol
 

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Yeah true, I just gotta get in the:

"now not chief, im in the ****ing zone"

then i will be flying.
 

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S.Y.L said:
Yeah true, I just gotta get in the:

"now not chief, im in the ****ing zone"

then i will be flying.
i got this new haircut...
you know what it means?
means i'm gettin some pvssy tonight.
my boys, they all got the same haircut...
they're all gettin some pvssy tonight.
 

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nikko49 said:
i got this new haircut...
you know what it means?
means i'm gettin some pvssy tonight.
my boys, they all got the same haircut...
they're all gettin some pvssy tonight.
*****es love my new haircut, if they dont, they're ****in skanks




that guys alpha as **** lol
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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haha yo say "not now chief, im in the ****ing zone" to a teacher, so funny... yeah i wanna hear what happens at this all nighter... and i'm really mad that my school doesn't have one lmao
 

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Yeah why is your school having one, how old are you?? school here would never do anything remotely even close to what your schools doings


By the way you better grind on every piece of pvssy that walks through that door, Your better grind till your **** falls off hahahaha
 

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Haha, one kid did that last year to a teacher, it was so funny.

And I'm 16, but people of all grades can go. And I will dance with every girl in sight, except if their ugly, duh.
 

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Haha, yeah, its actually still more than a month away. So I got time to prepare.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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