"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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All C&F lines..Post 'em here

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Alright so its your boy, Cuban and i created this thread because i think we can all benefit from more C&F lines and advice.

Here's one:"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ...because it looks like you landed on your face."

So DJs post your C&F lines and advice here.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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That one liner definitely captures the complete essence of being ****y AND funny!
 
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@Jaggs: Thank man

@San Jose California: I'm going to use that one man.. Lol
 
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****y and funny are typically responses to something the female says and are not supposed to be used as openers...
 
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Duffdog said:
****y and funny are typically responses to something the female says and are not supposed to be used as openers...
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i know but say an example
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Wow definitely saving that first one to use, its awesome!

My favourite is patronising them by patting them on the head and going 'awwww poor diddums', pretty easy to transition that into a hug as well to get some kino.

Or *look her up and down*
'Wow..... Who did you inherite those clothes from?'
 
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ...because it looks like my **** landed on your face."
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I got this from one of David DeAngelo's seminars, I think the ****y and funny one. "Hey those are some nice shoes. Do they come in women's sizes?"
 
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Ha! Pickup putdowns. A friend and I used to do these all the time. We'd take all the cheesy cliché pickup lines everybody's heard a thousand times and give them a backhanded ending.


"Do you believe in love at first sight, or will you be cool with me leaving after sex?"

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you go buy me a drink?"

"You are the woman of my dreams. .......you owe me an apology. You do some fücked up things there."
 
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