"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Alright so its your boy, Cuban and i created this thread because i think we can all benefit from more C&F lines and advice.

Here's one:"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ...because it looks like you landed on your face."

So DJs post your C&F lines and advice here.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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That one liner definitely captures the complete essence of being ****y AND funny!
 
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@Jaggs: Thank man

@San Jose California: I'm going to use that one man.. Lol
 
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****y and funny are typically responses to something the female says and are not supposed to be used as openers...
 
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Duffdog said:
****y and funny are typically responses to something the female says and are not supposed to be used as openers...
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i know but say an example
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Wow definitely saving that first one to use, its awesome!

My favourite is patronising them by patting them on the head and going 'awwww poor diddums', pretty easy to transition that into a hug as well to get some kino.

Or *look her up and down*
'Wow..... Who did you inherite those clothes from?'
 
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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ...because it looks like my **** landed on your face."
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I got this from one of David DeAngelo's seminars, I think the ****y and funny one. "Hey those are some nice shoes. Do they come in women's sizes?"
 
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Ha! Pickup putdowns. A friend and I used to do these all the time. We'd take all the cheesy cliché pickup lines everybody's heard a thousand times and give them a backhanded ending.


"Do you believe in love at first sight, or will you be cool with me leaving after sex?"

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you go buy me a drink?"

"You are the woman of my dreams. .......you owe me an apology. You do some fücked up things there."
 
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