"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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All About Kissing

How much saliva do you want to leave on a girl after you kiss?

  • none

    Votes: 2 11.8%

  • moisture that dries up in 2 seconds

    Votes: 3 17.6%

  • moisture that dries up in 5 seconds

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • just enough to feel a something "cold"

    Votes: 4 23.5%

  • drizzle

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • a little wetness

    Votes: 5 29.4%

  • other[please explain in your post]

    Votes: 1 5.9%
  • Total voters
    17
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Ok i want this thread to be all about kissing... i AM aware of websites that are already all about kissing but i wanna discuss it here to you people who have experience.

Firstly when im with my girlfriend, is it wrong for ME to always initiate the kiss?
I kiss her on the lips like twice a week but im the one who always does it... and when i want her to kiss me i have to point to my cheek.

The following is a tip and a question:

TIP: When you want to see if your breath smells, lick your forehand and then smell it... the reason why your breathe smells is because of germs in your saliva, this is why licking your forehand is better than the old fashion breath test (breathe on your hand and then smell it).

QUESTION: This is mostly directed to people with experience, when you kiss a girl, how much saliva do you want to leave on her? I know she shouldn't be wiping her face after you kiss, but can u guys give me a percentage, or better yet, a description of how she should feel afterwards (according to the amount of saliva) thanks
[Even if you have voted in the poll, plz describe how much, ty]
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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it is up to u. u leave wut u feel confortable. n since she doesn't kiss u mayb don't kiss her anymore until kisses u wifout u asking

WUT A STUPID QUESTION U NOOB!!!
 
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woah woah woah no flaming here bro the kid has a serious question... i never thought about it that way i kiss the way i kiss... does moisture even matter?
 
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ok, first of all, gizmoz you are never allowed to call anyone a 'noob' again, because you have 6 posts.

Anyway, back to the question that is actually a pretty good question. I don't really think about it if i'm kissing a woman's body, but if my lips get really dry (which they do after awhile) i just lick them a little bit to keep the moisture on there. Basically, you just don't want them feeling the need to wipe themselves off afterwards cuz that'll get wierd really fast.
 
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Stop thinking so hard. Kissing isn't a matter of formulas and techniques. Kissing should be intuitive and instinctive, not a matter of techniques and thinking. Just enjoy the moment and do whatever you think would be appropriate.

-Damian
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Damian
Stop thinking so hard. Kissing isn't a matter of formulas and techniques. Kissing should be intuitive and instinctive, not a matter of techniques and thinking. Just enjoy the moment and do whatever you think would be appropriate.

-Damian
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Ditto.

And dude, if you're thinking "I need to moisten my lips so that it'll last 2 seconds"...you're thinking too much.

****..Just lean in and kiss her. It's not hard.
 
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