"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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all aboard....plumper thread

blackbelt2k

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Okay, so i was sitting on the train this morning, and this plumper sits down next to me. I was thinking to myself, damn, this chick is gonna make my leg sweat, cuz of course both her legs couldn't fit in her seat space, and i wasn't gonna give up mine. Then i get this strong wiff of passion fruit, but i smelt it as soon as she came on the train..wtf? its like a guy takin p-rican shower ( no offense guys, thats just what its called).. do bigger chicks do this on purpose, or is it cause they got more area to cover? I personally like to smell a girl when im up close, not a few meters away...what do yall think
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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KarmaSutra

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Was the train en route to Slovakia? You could've probably got a cheap price to cut the fat fvck up!

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