"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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all aboard....plumper thread

blackbelt2k

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Okay, so i was sitting on the train this morning, and this plumper sits down next to me. I was thinking to myself, damn, this chick is gonna make my leg sweat, cuz of course both her legs couldn't fit in her seat space, and i wasn't gonna give up mine. Then i get this strong wiff of passion fruit, but i smelt it as soon as she came on the train..wtf? its like a guy takin p-rican shower ( no offense guys, thats just what its called).. do bigger chicks do this on purpose, or is it cause they got more area to cover? I personally like to smell a girl when im up close, not a few meters away...what do yall think
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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KarmaSutra

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Was the train en route to Slovakia? You could've probably got a cheap price to cut the fat fvck up!

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