"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

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The scene in the locker room in Porky's where Kim Cattrall gets banged and starts howling. I felt so horny when I saw that I thought my nuts were going to spontaneously explode!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ER!C L!VE

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The female Gelfling from the movie, 'The Dark Crystal'.:cheer:
 

Bonhomme

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Geez, from the way the thread title looked on the forum I was thinking you were really one Bad Lil' Pixie ...

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Yowzah! You guys are really a bunch of sick fvcks. For me it was the Virgin Mary...

(jk)

Actually, mine was pretty mundane. A gal in school.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Catwoman, The Invisible Woman (though that ones a bit too oedipal, She-Hulk, Tigra, Storm, Megan out of Esxcalibur, Black Widow, Phoenix, Valkyrie, Thundra, Black Cat, etc.
 

youknowtherest

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The Truth said:
The scene in the locker room in Porky's where Kim Cattrall gets banged and starts howling. I felt so horny when I saw that I thought my nuts were going to spontaneously explode!
Jesus, that was Kim Cattrall?

Best.

Coming-Of-Age Movie.

Ever.
 

ValleyDJing

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PAMELA ANDERSON!!!! :rockon:

I was sitting in the theatre watching Borat on his quest for Pamela and as everybody was laughing, I was bleeding on the inside. lol!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) from Saved By The Bell. She was a teen dream for me. Not as hot now days as she was a teenager.
 

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Victoria's Secret models were the grease in my gears. I'd steal my mom's catalogs and they would be my <ahem bathroom reading material :D. Then I spent an hour in the bathroom almost everyday fantisizing about running away with Laetitia Casta and rolling in the sand and sexing her on the beach where she was modeling that nice little bikini that her tits were spilling out of.
 

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ConantheLibertarian said:
running away with Laetitia Casta and rolling in the sand and sexing her on the beach where she was modeling that nice little bikini that her tits were spilling out of.

But...but...she told me I was her one and only. :cry:


Great taste btw - what a woman!!! Those Victoria Secret models have class and do more for me than any porn ever could!
 

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Linda Evans in the Big Valley.

Have to think her husband, John Derek, had to be a pretty suave dude considering his last three wives were Ursula Andress, Linda Evans, and Bo Derek.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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