"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ahhh, how cute, your first porn....

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The scene in the locker room in Porky's where Kim Cattrall gets banged and starts howling. I felt so horny when I saw that I thought my nuts were going to spontaneously explode!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The female Gelfling from the movie, 'The Dark Crystal'.:cheer:
 

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Geez, from the way the thread title looked on the forum I was thinking you were really one Bad Lil' Pixie ...

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Yowzah! You guys are really a bunch of sick fvcks. For me it was the Virgin Mary...

(jk)

Actually, mine was pretty mundane. A gal in school.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Catwoman, The Invisible Woman (though that ones a bit too oedipal, She-Hulk, Tigra, Storm, Megan out of Esxcalibur, Black Widow, Phoenix, Valkyrie, Thundra, Black Cat, etc.
 

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The Truth said:
The scene in the locker room in Porky's where Kim Cattrall gets banged and starts howling. I felt so horny when I saw that I thought my nuts were going to spontaneously explode!
Jesus, that was Kim Cattrall?

Best.

Coming-Of-Age Movie.

Ever.
 

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PAMELA ANDERSON!!!! :rockon:

I was sitting in the theatre watching Borat on his quest for Pamela and as everybody was laughing, I was bleeding on the inside. lol!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) from Saved By The Bell. She was a teen dream for me. Not as hot now days as she was a teenager.
 

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Victoria's Secret models were the grease in my gears. I'd steal my mom's catalogs and they would be my <ahem bathroom reading material :D. Then I spent an hour in the bathroom almost everyday fantisizing about running away with Laetitia Casta and rolling in the sand and sexing her on the beach where she was modeling that nice little bikini that her tits were spilling out of.
 

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ConantheLibertarian said:
running away with Laetitia Casta and rolling in the sand and sexing her on the beach where she was modeling that nice little bikini that her tits were spilling out of.

But...but...she told me I was her one and only. :cry:


Great taste btw - what a woman!!! Those Victoria Secret models have class and do more for me than any porn ever could!
 

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Linda Evans in the Big Valley.

Have to think her husband, John Derek, had to be a pretty suave dude considering his last three wives were Ursula Andress, Linda Evans, and Bo Derek.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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