"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wh01987

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ah crap man my girlfriend was on my computer and i was messin with somthin in my room and i walked over to the computer and she shut the browser and she was lookin at the DJ forums... im screwed...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Thanks for informing us on this wonderful piece of infomation.
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
Thanks for informing us on this wonderful piece of infomation.
This is almost as good as the time he wrote a paragraph and a half about how he almost lost his virginity but it was too cold out.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
This is almost as good as the time he wrote a paragraph and a half about how he almost lost his virginity but it was too cold out.
Or when he found out his girlfriend was a ***** and STILL couldn't do anything with her...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.

Man are you ****ed! Not because of your girlfriend, oh no.

You're more worried about her finding sosuave than her ****ING LOOKING THROUGH YOUR ****. Lose the *****.
 

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im long past the cold outside just say ive broken in my new bed many times
 

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well dude, if your girlfriend cannot accept you looking through the forums, she is a shallow ****and if that happens, dump her.
 

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Originally posted by wh01987
im long past the cold outside just say ive broken in my new bed many times
ease up on the masturbation.
 

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LOL
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Porky
ease up on the masturbation.
I think that is the greatest quote on this site in a long time.
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
I think that is the greatest quote on this site in a long time.
2nd
 

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I taught you well Porky ;)

That was damn funny.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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