"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ah crap man my girlfriend was on my computer and i was messin with somthin in my room and i walked over to the computer and she shut the browser and she was lookin at the DJ forums... im screwed...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Thanks for informing us on this wonderful piece of infomation.
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
Thanks for informing us on this wonderful piece of infomation.
This is almost as good as the time he wrote a paragraph and a half about how he almost lost his virginity but it was too cold out.
 

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Originally posted by Porky
This is almost as good as the time he wrote a paragraph and a half about how he almost lost his virginity but it was too cold out.
Or when he found out his girlfriend was a ***** and STILL couldn't do anything with her...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.

Man are you ****ed! Not because of your girlfriend, oh no.

You're more worried about her finding sosuave than her ****ING LOOKING THROUGH YOUR ****. Lose the *****.
 

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im long past the cold outside just say ive broken in my new bed many times
 

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well dude, if your girlfriend cannot accept you looking through the forums, she is a shallow ****and if that happens, dump her.
 

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Originally posted by wh01987
im long past the cold outside just say ive broken in my new bed many times
ease up on the masturbation.
 

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LOL
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Porky
ease up on the masturbation.
I think that is the greatest quote on this site in a long time.
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
I think that is the greatest quote on this site in a long time.
2nd
 

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I taught you well Porky ;)

That was damn funny.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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