"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Packers2010

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hey guys.

i have a friend. we been talking for a bit and she is cool.

she has a sister who i met online. she is kind of cool. she hell geeky like me. the only problem is she is 17 and i am 21.

i don't think there would be a problem there. but you know what people are like. she is still in school.

a privet school to boot. ( i dig the hole school girl thing)

do you think that age gap is too big to try anything. obvs she is too young just for a sex thing. so i would probably have to date her. she witch is ok, cos she seems cool.

anyway what do you think?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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SeymourCake

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What is up with these frequent threads about seeing if it's cool to get some action with a minor lately?
 

Iceberg

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SeymourCake said:
What is up with these frequent threads about seeing if it's cool to get some action with a minor lately?
Hah. Right.

And what if we say that it's NOT okay? Is this guy gonna stop talking to her because of what some strangers on the internet said?

It's a 4-year difference. When I was 21 I'd rather not date 17 year olds, but that's just me. Packers seems weirder and younger than I was at 21, so just do what you want....
 

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hey wait just a minute.. what happened to that girl you were meant to have drinks with. dont tell me you went there drunk ...!
 

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SeymourCake said:
What is up with these frequent threads about seeing if it's cool to get some action with a minor lately?
I was just thinking the exact same thing.

I hate broken records
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If it's legal in your area then go for it?
I mean if you're afraid of hurting her (because you don't want a relationship whatever), then that's another issue. But yeah, you have virgins at 17 and virgins at 22, so age wouldn't make a big difference to your decision...
 

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blackwolf said:
hey wait just a minute.. what happened to that girl you were meant to have drinks with. dont tell me you went there drunk ...!

no i got drunk the night before and txted her calling her a slut.

she called me up and abused me and said she dosen't want to be my friend anymore.


so we aint friends. so i just slept threw the hole thing. then later on i sent her a message apologizing and saying this is best. not being friends.. so she called me up after reading the message abuse me and would let me get a word in whats new saying f u and i don't except your apology. so i tired to call her back a few times so i could say something. but she wouldn't pick up. then her bf did. so i was like. " sigh it's gunna be like this is it. " so i just left it as it is.

whatever.

when i was drunk calling her a slut it was ****ing funny as ****. telling her. while she is in full rant. " if i wanted to be nagged to death i would have got a gf"


so now i am trying to hit on this new girl.


@ at thread.

i don't know why i posted this. was kind of bored and wanted to know.

i'm might do it. but i probably have a better chance with her older sister. she is 19 and just got out of a long term thing so she is looking for. sex.

but she has met me a few times. i think she thinks i am weired.
 
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