frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
yea same here..im about 5 7..and they are like im taller than you..yea with 3 inch heals HOR!
chris
chris
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Age and height?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Try it all. You'll reach a point where you have narrowed it down to what you like; what feels good to you -- where all the nooks and crannies fit.
Personally, I like 'em petite but with muscular definition. My FB is 5'1" and has the Joan Jett thing going on (plays bass in a band) -- leather jacket, insane hair, and a taut little tummy. I'm big on the stomach.
The CHB I just broke up with is as tall as me (5'10") but has a slim build, B-cups, and legs for days -- the ballerina look, with long toned muscles. She is a real stunner. So I guess height is not as important to me as @$$ and hips. Don't like the "child-rearing hips." I consider myself adequately endowed, but every (white) girl I've fvcked who has that corn-fed, broad-shoulders / wide-hips build has been like fvcking a glass of hot water. Not my thing.
Actually, that broad-shoulders / wide-hips thing is cute to me if she's petite; I could always go for a curvy little bubble-bvtt. Especially if she has dimples. Hmm. That just occurred to me.
Age doesn't matter to me. I once had a FB who was 39 and she was spectacular. My current FB is 20 and still solidly in the sexual experimentation learning curve, but she's two floors below my apartment so you can't have everything.
The main thing -- #1 thing -- for me is the smile.
Personally, I like 'em petite but with muscular definition. My FB is 5'1" and has the Joan Jett thing going on (plays bass in a band) -- leather jacket, insane hair, and a taut little tummy. I'm big on the stomach.
The CHB I just broke up with is as tall as me (5'10") but has a slim build, B-cups, and legs for days -- the ballerina look, with long toned muscles. She is a real stunner. So I guess height is not as important to me as @$$ and hips. Don't like the "child-rearing hips." I consider myself adequately endowed, but every (white) girl I've fvcked who has that corn-fed, broad-shoulders / wide-hips build has been like fvcking a glass of hot water. Not my thing.
Actually, that broad-shoulders / wide-hips thing is cute to me if she's petite; I could always go for a curvy little bubble-bvtt. Especially if she has dimples. Hmm. That just occurred to me.
Age doesn't matter to me. I once had a FB who was 39 and she was spectacular. My current FB is 20 and still solidly in the sexual experimentation learning curve, but she's two floors below my apartment so you can't have everything.
The main thing -- #1 thing -- for me is the smile.
themanwithnoname
Senior Don Juan
when people settle down for fb instead of relationships like bullmoose, it pretty much explains the downward spiral of society.
Yeah, downward spiral.
Shows what you know.
I travel all over the globe managing humanitarian projects. I have FB's and short-term relationships because I seem to spend half my job on airplanes and the other half throwing 100-lb. sacks of rice into and out of helicopters in $#!+holes you've probably never heard of.
How fvcking dare you judge me? You don't know $#!+ about me. I've got shrapnel scars that I received in a country I bet you couldn't find on an unmarked map in three tries. I speak bits and pieces of six languages and my idea of a "working vacation" is teaching displaced refugees how to identify and dispose of land mines.
I've developed a lifestyle and a skill set that falls outside the slack-bellied, soft-knuckled norm, and many of the things I've learned -- namely, how to get laid expediently and how to handle non-emotional relationships -- are of considerable value to people on this board. I chose to spend my "prime years" working to save lives by the thousands instead of finding one chick and spending my life watching American Idol and making babies. If that doesn't compute, then you'd best get with the fvcking program, sweetie. I *AM* the new generation. People like me are the only future you've got.
Now sit the fvck down and pay attention. You might learn something.
Shows what you know.
I travel all over the globe managing humanitarian projects. I have FB's and short-term relationships because I seem to spend half my job on airplanes and the other half throwing 100-lb. sacks of rice into and out of helicopters in $#!+holes you've probably never heard of.
How fvcking dare you judge me? You don't know $#!+ about me. I've got shrapnel scars that I received in a country I bet you couldn't find on an unmarked map in three tries. I speak bits and pieces of six languages and my idea of a "working vacation" is teaching displaced refugees how to identify and dispose of land mines.
I've developed a lifestyle and a skill set that falls outside the slack-bellied, soft-knuckled norm, and many of the things I've learned -- namely, how to get laid expediently and how to handle non-emotional relationships -- are of considerable value to people on this board. I chose to spend my "prime years" working to save lives by the thousands instead of finding one chick and spending my life watching American Idol and making babies. If that doesn't compute, then you'd best get with the fvcking program, sweetie. I *AM* the new generation. People like me are the only future you've got.
Now sit the fvck down and pay attention. You might learn something.
frivolousz21
Master Don Juan
something tells me ur not the future of humanity.....ur lifestyle works for you! 
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Thanks. You know, it does work for me. And a lot of it transfers over to you. Which is why I'm here.Originally posted by frivolousz21
something tells me ur not the future of humanity.....ur lifestyle works for you!
Many -- heck, most -- of the people I'm meeting who are doing the serious, sweat-and-blood work in this field, are around my age or younger. I have hope that this kind of work will become the Next Big Thing. If we all gave a crap about something other than our own c0cks, we could really make something outta this place. . . but we'd still all need get laid.