THE FITCH TIMES
VICTORY!
The war has been won. The nation has been secured under the democratic leadership of Fitch the Great!
Banners wave in the air as the sun rises over the newly founded country.
Fitch's CONSTITUTION
DOMESTIC POLICIES
- I shall "hit the gym" on a regular basis.
- I shall begin/finish my homework, right after school.
- NO PROCRASINATION.
- MININAL SLEEP -> 7 hours.
- NO BULLSH1T on the internet
- No mastrubation; it is a waste of natural resources
-- my country can not afford this.
- I shall READ and WRITE daily.
- I shall take care of myself; remain healthy and fit (Free Social Secruity and free medical aid to my people)
I WILL BE RESPONSIBLE. I am in control of my life.
FOREIGN POLICIES
- I will be more proactive and social
- I will voice my opinion
- I repeal the "Shy Act of 1988" (Offical ban of "shyness")
- I will be arrogant and confident
- I will be MYSELF
- I will be affable
- I will apply my learned DJ abilities into the REAL WORLD.
The judge firmly declares, "I hereby declare Fitch as a soverign nation," as his mallet slammed unto the hard wood table.
The Nation of Fitch's policies -- in laymen's terms:
- I will assume RESPONSIBILITY
- I will NEVER procrasinate
- I will do my homework right after school; in accordence to my schedule.
- I will live a healthy life and maintain a healthy diet (Working out and eating clean meals).
- I will be more forthcoming and OUTGOING
- I will voice my opinion
- I will be CONFIDENT and ARROGANT
- I will apply what I learned into the REAL WORLD
- I will become DJ!
My Schedule
In order to successfully manage, and put my policies into practice one needs a schedule to organize.
The Fundamentals:
AT SCHOOL -- LUNCH (Meal and Protein Shake)
RETURN FROM SCHOOL
GO TO THE GYM
EAT + SHAKE
HOMEWORK
STUDY
EAT + SHAKE
SAT PREP
READ and WRITE (forums and story)
PREPARE FOR THE NEXT DAY; PACK. etc.
SLEEP for 7-8 or more
IN ADDITION (to my schedule): I need to spend less time reading, and more time putting these things into practice -- learning things on my own, etc.
Thus, I will be less active then normal. I will still hang around to update my workout journal, vacation journal and the Aftermath journal and, of course, helping others; AFTER I finish what I intended to do -- as stated in my Constitution.
The new constitution has been passed and ratified. This law goes into effect on February 16, 2005, 6:00 a.m.
I urge you, my fellow comrades to join me in my cause for a greater good and unite under our "DJU" (Duon Juan UNION!), akin to the European Union.
Pick up the next issue of the Fitch Times at your local DJ forum near you for future development updates.
[UPDATED DAILY]
VICTORY!
The war has been won. The nation has been secured under the democratic leadership of Fitch the Great!
Banners wave in the air as the sun rises over the newly founded country.
Fitch's CONSTITUTION
DOMESTIC POLICIES
- I shall "hit the gym" on a regular basis.
- I shall begin/finish my homework, right after school.
- NO PROCRASINATION.
- MININAL SLEEP -> 7 hours.
- NO BULLSH1T on the internet
- No mastrubation; it is a waste of natural resources
- I shall READ and WRITE daily.
- I shall take care of myself; remain healthy and fit (Free Social Secruity and free medical aid to my people)
I WILL BE RESPONSIBLE. I am in control of my life.
FOREIGN POLICIES
- I will be more proactive and social
- I will voice my opinion
- I repeal the "Shy Act of 1988" (Offical ban of "shyness")
- I will be arrogant and confident
- I will be MYSELF
- I will be affable
- I will apply my learned DJ abilities into the REAL WORLD.
The judge firmly declares, "I hereby declare Fitch as a soverign nation," as his mallet slammed unto the hard wood table.
The Nation of Fitch's policies -- in laymen's terms:
- I will assume RESPONSIBILITY
- I will NEVER procrasinate
- I will do my homework right after school; in accordence to my schedule.
- I will live a healthy life and maintain a healthy diet (Working out and eating clean meals).
- I will be more forthcoming and OUTGOING
- I will voice my opinion
- I will be CONFIDENT and ARROGANT
- I will apply what I learned into the REAL WORLD
- I will become DJ!
My Schedule
In order to successfully manage, and put my policies into practice one needs a schedule to organize.
The Fundamentals:
AT SCHOOL -- LUNCH (Meal and Protein Shake)
RETURN FROM SCHOOL
GO TO THE GYM
EAT + SHAKE
HOMEWORK
STUDY
EAT + SHAKE
SAT PREP
READ and WRITE (forums and story)
PREPARE FOR THE NEXT DAY; PACK. etc.
SLEEP for 7-8 or more
IN ADDITION (to my schedule): I need to spend less time reading, and more time putting these things into practice -- learning things on my own, etc.
Thus, I will be less active then normal. I will still hang around to update my workout journal, vacation journal and the Aftermath journal and, of course, helping others; AFTER I finish what I intended to do -- as stated in my Constitution.
The new constitution has been passed and ratified. This law goes into effect on February 16, 2005, 6:00 a.m.
I urge you, my fellow comrades to join me in my cause for a greater good and unite under our "DJU" (Duon Juan UNION!), akin to the European Union.
Pick up the next issue of the Fitch Times at your local DJ forum near you for future development updates.
[UPDATED DAILY]
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