"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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azanon said:
Not only try to get it straight. Try to get it straight, dummy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wVLeKwSkXA
Problem you and people like you have is called narrow mindedness. Living inside a small space, a box. In other words idiocy. It's ok, soon, in a matter of weeks literally, there will be a second 9/11, nuke. (Obama was already briefed on eminent "Al Qaeda" attack, don't worry) Perhaps I'll see you on the streets, with you at the wrong end of my AK, lol. hahaha. That be funny.. Anyway, no harm intended, just don't get caught with your pants down.
are you actually that negative in real life?apusislaya said:Not only try to get it straight. Try to get it straight, dummy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wVLeKwSkXA
Problem you and people like you have is called narrow mindedness. Living inside a small space, a box. In other words idiocy. It's ok, soon, in a matter of weeks literally, there will be a second 9/11, nuke. (Obama was already briefed on eminent "Al Qaeda" attack, don't worry) Perhaps I'll see you on the streets, with you at the wrong end of my AK, lol. hahaha. That be funny.. Anyway, no harm intended, just don't get caught with your pants down.
More Cowbell Please
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Where exactly do you live?More Cowbell Please said:
Unfotunately, I'm not that lucky.......
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Yes, do try to get it straight.apusislaya said:
"Statutory Rape" is a term of art that means any "rape" offense where the element of consent is eliminated due to minority. Someone under this age (which is NOT the "majority" age of 18 -- it usually falls somewhere between 13-16) cannot consent to sex -- therefore any type of sex with a minor is considered "rape" by operation of statute: hence the term "statutory rape."
You can be charged with statutory rape as a minor in juvenile court, so don't think you being under the age of 18 is going to save you. The only thing that changes is the likelihood of prosecution -- the closer in ages the two juveniles, the less likely prosecution occurs even if a crime is technically comimitted.
Also, for you pervs out there, many states criminalize ANY sexual contact (even certain types of touching over the clothes) with individuals under the age of 13 -- so for all you high school types out there, be wary when she says she's a freshman. Saw a case once where a 15 year old kid ended up being charged (but, ultimately, prosecution dropped) when a 12 year old girl (who was already going through puberty) basically seduced him at a party.