"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So i meet this blonde chick out in a bar Saturday night , we swapped numbers and sh1t ( i don’t usually do blondes but variety is the spice of life right)

So on Monday she texts me to say she had a great night and whatever and she would like to see me again

I don’t really remember what she looks like and i cant really see much in her whatsapp pic ,

but i decide to give her a yard and suggest we go to a new Indian restaurant i know on Friday ,

she asks me if thats where i take all my girls ( wtf)

i acknowledge the sh1t test and simply answer “ no they get taken too mcdonalds its cheaper”

well fvck me if i never .........since then she hasn’t fvcking stopped messaging me
“good morning J xx”

“How has your day been J xx”

“ omg im so bored :/ xx”

I can now safely say i understand why girls have lost all respect for men , shes turned me off so much with these texts i don’t even want to see her tmorrow

A rare view from the otherside gentlemen
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Sounds like a girl who doesnt get asked out much and you made her feel special. Kudos for that but now she is going to haunt you.
 

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So i meet this blonde chick out in a bar Saturday night , we swapped numbers and sh1t ( i don’t usually do blondes but variety is the spice of life right)

So on Monday she texts me to say she had a great night and whatever and she would like to see me again

I don’t really remember what she looks like and i cant really see much in her whatsapp pic ,

but i decide to give her a yard and suggest we go to a new Indian restaurant i know on Friday ,

she asks me if thats where i take all my girls ( wtf)

i acknowledge the sh1t test and simply answer “ no they get taken too mcdonalds its cheaper”

well fvck me if i never .........since then she hasn’t fvcking stopped messaging me
“good morning J xx”

“How has your day been J xx”

“ omg im so bored :/ xx”

I can now safely say i understand why girls have lost all respect for men , shes turned me off so much with these texts i don’t even want to see her tmorrow

A rare view from the otherside gentlemen
For most guys here, it's what we look like to 'them'.
 

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yes i agree , and its easy to see from that example why its such a turn off
 

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She seems pleasant enough. Take her out and then you can judge for yourself if she's going to turn into an Annie Wilkes type.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Be a bit careful, i've had this kind of situation before, there's usually a reason clingy girls are clingy, and it could be a red flag to something worse.

Nothing wrong with having some fun, but dont give her your adress or where you work
 
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