"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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AFC being pranked

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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It's aweful, this guy does anything that this woman wants him to and she suckers him into buying a bunch of stuff for her.

And he was like smelling the bottom part of her swimsuit when she was away.

It's just plain sick, if just not wrong...
 

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Wow... that's simply amazing. I knew there were pathetic guys out there, but he takes the cake.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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the link isnt working for me
 

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cool, thanks Baruch.
 

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THAT GUY WAS PURE AFC! IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE DEFINITION OF TEXTBOOK AFC LOOK NO FARTHER!

- LOOK AT THE SUBMISSIVE BODY LANGUAGE AND THE TONE OF VOICE WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS THE HB.

- WHO THE HELL SNIFF'S PANTIES? WHEN YOU ARE THIS DESPERATE TO SMELL PVSSY, YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY!

MOST GUYS OUT THERE WOULD FIND IT IRRESISTABLE WHEN A HB PULLS THEM INTO A CHANGE ROOM AND THEY WILL FOLLOW HER BUT WHAT COMES NEXT IS EVEN MORE AFC!!

- HE HOLDS HER PANTIES AND BATHING SUIT FOR HER WHILE SHE LOOKS FOR OTHER ITEMS AND HE DOESN"T EVEN KNOW HER! HE BECOMES HER BUTLER.

- HE AGREES TO STEAL PANTIES FOR HER! HE BECOMES HER HENCHMAN!

- HE AGREES TO PAY FOR HER BATHING SUIT AND LIKE A GUY THAT JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS STAGGER OUT OF THE STORE DUE TO HER DEMENDS! HE BECOMES AN OPEN CHEQUING ACCOUNT FOR SPENDING, TO BE USED AND ABUSED AND DISCARDED

JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU SOME HB'S GET AWAY WITH MURDER BECAUSE GUYS LET THEM TO.
 

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pathetic.......
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I watched a bit of it just then (it's still downloading) and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's so ridiculous!

err... doesnt anyone else find it funny? I guess the pathetic stuff comes later on.

EDIT: I just watched it the entire way through just now, and I gotta agree with you guys, that went from FUNNY to PATHETIC very quickly. Wonder what happens at the end when he's caught with women's panties in his pants.
 

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do you not hear the laughing in the background! im pretty sure this is staged! but it is just a little bit ridiculous, i mean some of it is excusable, although weak, but shop liffting for her then buying her clothes for $35 is already way to far.
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
do you not hear the laughing in the background! im pretty sure this is staged! but it is just a little bit ridiculous, i mean some of it is excusable, although weak, but shop liffting for her then buying her clothes for $35 is already way to far.
the laughing in the backround is people laughing while they play this prank on a tv show. thats why you can hear the laughin...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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