"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
AFC being pranked
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
rgeere
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Ohhh my God, the impossible has happened ... I actually puked on my keyboard ...I' m not joking when I am saying that is the MOST DISTURBING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE ... uhhh
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care to describe it, rgeere?
rgeere
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It's aweful, this guy does anything that this woman wants him to and she suckers him into buying a bunch of stuff for her.
And he was like smelling the bottom part of her swimsuit when she was away.
It's just plain sick, if just not wrong...
And he was like smelling the bottom part of her swimsuit when she was away.
It's just plain sick, if just not wrong...
diablo
Master Don Juan
Wow... that's simply amazing. I knew there were pathetic guys out there, but he takes the cake.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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the link isnt working for me
i dont know why its not working, but you can right click and save as. it will work thenOriginally posted by Hypoxia II
the link isnt working for me
Hypoxia II
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cool, thanks Baruch.
THAT GUY WAS PURE AFC! IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE DEFINITION OF TEXTBOOK AFC LOOK NO FARTHER!
- LOOK AT THE SUBMISSIVE BODY LANGUAGE AND THE TONE OF VOICE WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS THE HB.
- WHO THE HELL SNIFF'S PANTIES? WHEN YOU ARE THIS DESPERATE TO SMELL PVSSY, YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY!
MOST GUYS OUT THERE WOULD FIND IT IRRESISTABLE WHEN A HB PULLS THEM INTO A CHANGE ROOM AND THEY WILL FOLLOW HER BUT WHAT COMES NEXT IS EVEN MORE AFC!!
- HE HOLDS HER PANTIES AND BATHING SUIT FOR HER WHILE SHE LOOKS FOR OTHER ITEMS AND HE DOESN"T EVEN KNOW HER! HE BECOMES HER BUTLER.
- HE AGREES TO STEAL PANTIES FOR HER! HE BECOMES HER HENCHMAN!
- HE AGREES TO PAY FOR HER BATHING SUIT AND LIKE A GUY THAT JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS STAGGER OUT OF THE STORE DUE TO HER DEMENDS! HE BECOMES AN OPEN CHEQUING ACCOUNT FOR SPENDING, TO BE USED AND ABUSED AND DISCARDED
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU SOME HB'S GET AWAY WITH MURDER BECAUSE GUYS LET THEM TO.
- LOOK AT THE SUBMISSIVE BODY LANGUAGE AND THE TONE OF VOICE WHEN HE ENCOUNTERS THE HB.
- WHO THE HELL SNIFF'S PANTIES? WHEN YOU ARE THIS DESPERATE TO SMELL PVSSY, YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY!
MOST GUYS OUT THERE WOULD FIND IT IRRESISTABLE WHEN A HB PULLS THEM INTO A CHANGE ROOM AND THEY WILL FOLLOW HER BUT WHAT COMES NEXT IS EVEN MORE AFC!!
- HE HOLDS HER PANTIES AND BATHING SUIT FOR HER WHILE SHE LOOKS FOR OTHER ITEMS AND HE DOESN"T EVEN KNOW HER! HE BECOMES HER BUTLER.
- HE AGREES TO STEAL PANTIES FOR HER! HE BECOMES HER HENCHMAN!
- HE AGREES TO PAY FOR HER BATHING SUIT AND LIKE A GUY THAT JUST GOT HIT BY A BUS STAGGER OUT OF THE STORE DUE TO HER DEMENDS! HE BECOMES AN OPEN CHEQUING ACCOUNT FOR SPENDING, TO BE USED AND ABUSED AND DISCARDED
JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU SOME HB'S GET AWAY WITH MURDER BECAUSE GUYS LET THEM TO.
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pathetic.......
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
cant think of a user name
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I watched a bit of it just then (it's still downloading) and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's so ridiculous!
err... doesnt anyone else find it funny? I guess the pathetic stuff comes later on.
EDIT: I just watched it the entire way through just now, and I gotta agree with you guys, that went from FUNNY to PATHETIC very quickly. Wonder what happens at the end when he's caught with women's panties in his pants.
err... doesnt anyone else find it funny? I guess the pathetic stuff comes later on.
EDIT: I just watched it the entire way through just now, and I gotta agree with you guys, that went from FUNNY to PATHETIC very quickly. Wonder what happens at the end when he's caught with women's panties in his pants.
check_mate_kid_uk
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do you not hear the laughing in the background! im pretty sure this is staged! but it is just a little bit ridiculous, i mean some of it is excusable, although weak, but shop liffting for her then buying her clothes for $35 is already way to far.
the laughing in the backround is people laughing while they play this prank on a tv show. thats why you can hear the laughin...Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
do you not hear the laughing in the background! im pretty sure this is staged! but it is just a little bit ridiculous, i mean some of it is excusable, although weak, but shop liffting for her then buying her clothes for $35 is already way to far.
Scrumtulescence
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The link is broke.
copy and paste it to the adress bar, or right click save-asOriginally posted by Scrumtulescence
The link is broke.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.