Stagger Lee
Master Don Juan
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
AFC award for this football player
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I find it hard to believe that he wasn't in on it. I think they made it up to help him with the Heisman and boost his draft stock....everyone loves a heartwarming story. It looks like it backfired on him terribly though.
This has nothing to do with being AFC. As long as it went on, he had to have been in on it. If he wanted a girlfriend, he didn't have to go off campus, let alone be forced to endure a long-distance relationship with somebody halfway across the country. There would be a long line forming to the right of willing coeds wanting to be with him regardless of how ugly or AFC he is, simply because of his status. You don't even have to approach girls when you're a star college football player. You can't leave your house without women constantly throwing themselves at you. I had a class with Ricky Williams at UT-Austin. He usually sat behind me (when he came to class, that is). Women would go up to him constantly and proposition him. A guy at his level doesn't have to have game, as the women will do the approaching.
He was in on it, either to boost his Heisman chances and draft stock...or as a devout Mormon, he's afraid to be who he really is and needed a beard.
He was in on it, either to boost his Heisman chances and draft stock...or as a devout Mormon, he's afraid to be who he really is and needed a beard.
