"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I had no idea that the level of AFC on the board has gone down hill so much that experienced members are giving AFC advice. I came across someone who's been here since 2003 who is giving the biggest AFC advice.


Krassus said:
I read both threads. Why the hell did you break up with her? You had a problem with her drinking, and she said she'd stop, for you. That's the best response you could have expected. Tell her you've decided to give her one more chance because you care about her, and take her back. She'll never forget how precious you are and you're gonna have the nicest gf ever. See my post in your other thread as well. Click here for original thread / post
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Krassus is trying to give JLW heck for being a DJ and telling her that he should give her another chance becuase his girl was out gettin drunk with other guys doin god knows what.

Then above all, he has the gall to tell me that I shouldn't be posting here.

Krassus said:
*smacks head* Please stop posting here, as you obviously have very little experience with this; either that, or you've learned very little from whatever experience you do have. In a relationship, you can't be this trigger-happy. It's not an ONS he's talking about. When there is a problem, then you TALK to the person and ONLY if there is absolutely no way to resolve it and no willingness to compromise from either side, only THEN do you start thinking about breaking up, IF the problem is big enough to warrant that.See thread here
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His advice, to talk to her and share his feelings with here. We really need to do something about all the trolls here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Probably away from the internet and the computer, and out doing their thing.

Remember, anyone who posts here very frequently spends WAY too much time on the computer, and not enough time outside. This forum works in a sort of opposite way to others; you're more revered if you have 30 posts in 3 years than 800 posts in a month.
 
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