"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Aesthetically, who are your Top 10 iof all time?

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Gonna have to think about mine.

Links would be fun.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Amber Heard is a good call. Johnny Depp is the only dude cool enough for her to be fair. Olivia Wilde, rather than Munn, for me.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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sophia bush
alice eve
andrea tantaros (from Fox news)

...any one of those three and I'd be a happy guy
 
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Augustus_McCrae said:
Here's a couple of "classic" aka "older" beauties.
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If we're talking about older, classic beauties, I always thought Maureen O'Hara was hot, and she aged well also.

Shirley Jones, surprisingly, was very attractive when she was in her 20s, when she was doing musicals like Oklahoma, Carousel, and the Music Man.

I've never considered Audrey Hepburn sexy, but I do think she was beautiful and classy looking - an interesting phenomenon. Have you ever thought a woman was beautiful, but didn't really find her sexy?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I always thought Brooke Burke was as close to a 10 you could get, even at 43 she's a stunner.
 
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