"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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dustmuffin

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Ok, so a former plate texts me that she misses the great sex we had and wants to try again. Whatever that means. She also said she no longer gives blow jobs and that I would have to eat her *****. I replied that if i was eating ***** my di ck would be sucked.

She replied that she didn't do that any longer. I said ok let me know if you change your mind. She said she wouldn't and I replied ok good luck.

She then sent about a two-paragraph tirade about why would I give up sex over blow jobs and that she had tons of options. I ignored.
That was a month ago.

Today she sent me a text wanting to f uck once in a while with no blow jobs. I think I could get her to suck my d ick if i wanted. Im really busy right now remodeling a house. Work at a regular job 8 hours and work on the house in the evenings. Anyway guys, what do you think?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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marmel75

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I think you should bang her and then stick it in her ass, pull it out and turn her around and shove it all the way down her throat. Then tell it its not a BJ its ATM. Hahahahaha
 

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I think you should bang her and then stick it in her ass, pull it out and turn her around and shove it all the way down her throat. Then tell it its not a BJ its ATM. Hahahahaha
What is an atm?
 

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I think something very basic... you should ask her what made her decide not to do *******s anymore. Then talk to her from there...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ok, so a former plate texts me that she misses the great sex we had and wants to try again. Whatever that means. She also said she no longer gives blow jobs and that I would have to eat her *****. I replied that if i was eating ***** my di ck would be sucked.

She replied that she didn't do that any longer. I said ok let me know if you change your mind. She said she wouldn't and I replied ok good luck.

She then sent about a two-paragraph tirade about why would I give up sex over blow jobs and that she had tons of options. I ignored.
That was a month ago.

Today she sent me a text wanting to f uck once in a while with no blow jobs. I think I could get her to suck my d ick if i wanted. Im really busy right now remodeling a house. Work at a regular job 8 hours and work on the house in the evenings. Anyway guys, what do you think?
Just fvck her good and then stick it her mouth.

Women say all kinds of shiet.

Some even told me they don't do anal but I'll just stick it up their @ss and they all would hv orgasms from it. Just get them properly aroused and anything - everything is free flow from there.

You should know this shiet already, any man with decent s€x experience knows this shiet.
 

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Different strokes for different blokes.
I would never pass up an opportunity for sex over a blowj0b.
And by the way that entire conversation sounded really childish.
It sounded like the two of you were bartering over oral sex.
That's not attractive.

If she wants sex, just give it to her. She's putting you in a position of dominance, which makes you feel good as a man.
Forget about all that other bullsh!t
 

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Ok, so a former plate texts me that she misses the great sex we had and wants to try again. Whatever that means. She also said she no longer gives blow jobs and that I would have to eat her *****. I replied that if i was eating ***** my di ck would be sucked.

She replied that she didn't do that any longer. I said ok let me know if you change your mind. She said she wouldn't and I replied ok good luck.

She then sent about a two-paragraph tirade about why would I give up sex over blow jobs and that she had tons of options. I ignored.
That was a month ago.

Today she sent me a text wanting to f uck once in a while with no blow jobs. I think I could get her to suck my d ick if i wanted. Im really busy right now remodeling a house. Work at a regular job 8 hours and work on the house in the evenings. Anyway guys, what do you think?
You weren't eating puszy before? If you weren't she's trying to get one up on you, more dominance.
 

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This belongs in the half of excellence. ....
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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