"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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dustmuffin

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Ok, so a former plate texts me that she misses the great sex we had and wants to try again. Whatever that means. She also said she no longer gives blow jobs and that I would have to eat her *****. I replied that if i was eating ***** my di ck would be sucked.

She replied that she didn't do that any longer. I said ok let me know if you change your mind. She said she wouldn't and I replied ok good luck.

She then sent about a two-paragraph tirade about why would I give up sex over blow jobs and that she had tons of options. I ignored.
That was a month ago.

Today she sent me a text wanting to f uck once in a while with no blow jobs. I think I could get her to suck my d ick if i wanted. Im really busy right now remodeling a house. Work at a regular job 8 hours and work on the house in the evenings. Anyway guys, what do you think?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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marmel75

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I think you should bang her and then stick it in her ass, pull it out and turn her around and shove it all the way down her throat. Then tell it its not a BJ its ATM. Hahahahaha
 

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I think you should bang her and then stick it in her ass, pull it out and turn her around and shove it all the way down her throat. Then tell it its not a BJ its ATM. Hahahahaha
What is an atm?
 

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I think something very basic... you should ask her what made her decide not to do *******s anymore. Then talk to her from there...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ok, so a former plate texts me that she misses the great sex we had and wants to try again. Whatever that means. She also said she no longer gives blow jobs and that I would have to eat her *****. I replied that if i was eating ***** my di ck would be sucked.

She replied that she didn't do that any longer. I said ok let me know if you change your mind. She said she wouldn't and I replied ok good luck.

She then sent about a two-paragraph tirade about why would I give up sex over blow jobs and that she had tons of options. I ignored.
That was a month ago.

Today she sent me a text wanting to f uck once in a while with no blow jobs. I think I could get her to suck my d ick if i wanted. Im really busy right now remodeling a house. Work at a regular job 8 hours and work on the house in the evenings. Anyway guys, what do you think?
Just fvck her good and then stick it her mouth.

Women say all kinds of shiet.

Some even told me they don't do anal but I'll just stick it up their @ss and they all would hv orgasms from it. Just get them properly aroused and anything - everything is free flow from there.

You should know this shiet already, any man with decent s€x experience knows this shiet.
 

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Different strokes for different blokes.
I would never pass up an opportunity for sex over a blowj0b.
And by the way that entire conversation sounded really childish.
It sounded like the two of you were bartering over oral sex.
That's not attractive.

If she wants sex, just give it to her. She's putting you in a position of dominance, which makes you feel good as a man.
Forget about all that other bullsh!t
 

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Ok, so a former plate texts me that she misses the great sex we had and wants to try again. Whatever that means. She also said she no longer gives blow jobs and that I would have to eat her *****. I replied that if i was eating ***** my di ck would be sucked.

She replied that she didn't do that any longer. I said ok let me know if you change your mind. She said she wouldn't and I replied ok good luck.

She then sent about a two-paragraph tirade about why would I give up sex over blow jobs and that she had tons of options. I ignored.
That was a month ago.

Today she sent me a text wanting to f uck once in a while with no blow jobs. I think I could get her to suck my d ick if i wanted. Im really busy right now remodeling a house. Work at a regular job 8 hours and work on the house in the evenings. Anyway guys, what do you think?
You weren't eating puszy before? If you weren't she's trying to get one up on you, more dominance.
 

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This belongs in the half of excellence. ....
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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