"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Trisquel

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New here. I don't know if this is the proper place to start a thread asking for specific advice. If it is not, my apologies. I'm really attracted to this Arab/Pakistani (I don't know which yet) girl. She has an UNBELIEVABLE ASS, nice regular facial features and a petite stature. I see her every now and again at a library. I wan't to fvck her. She may be married (I don't care), I think she has a child. It's hard approaching her in a public setting like a library. She seems to be studying for something. Often has several male and female companions. I've winked at her and she has smiled back. She likes to wear high heels and tight pants showing-off an AMAZING ASS. Today, since I've winked before and don't want to simply keep winking, I gave her a closed lip smile and she gave me a closed lip smile back (she may have been fearful of her companions noticing, I don't know for sure). What does this mean? Is she interested? Any advice about Moslem girls? I'm trying to slip her a note with my phone # or email, but I haven't been able to. Please, anybody out there, I need advice, expertise, info, anything. That ASS is HAUNTING me.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Trisquel

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I forgot to mention: I'm 35 (in great shape, well groomed and well dressed) and she seems about 25-30 y/o.
 

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An ubelievable arse huh.

Would you suck the farts out of her arse?

If the answer is yes - then that' your cue to get her and her arse out for a drink.

She's moslem huh, so might not drink - but you will think of something.
 

Trisquel

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What does the closed-lip smile mean. Zunder? Is she interested? She dresses purposely to gain my attention. I"m sure of this. Approaching her is problematic.
 

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Trisquel said:
What does the closed-lip smile mean. Zunder? Is she interested? She dresses purposely to gain my attention. I"m sure of this. Approaching her is problematic.

Well you can read to much into smiles or non-smiles from chicks.

Moslem chicks are used to men telling them what to do. So you will probably have to take the lead 100% as the closed lip smile might be the only thing you get from her untill you start TALKING to her.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LOL...yeah Bro....

if you are interesting in Sniffing that Arse and gettin some Cream Pie Action with her...You better do something...and FAST!

One thing for sure...if she's as hot as you say....someone's Tapping that Arse!

:rockon:



Zunder said:
An ubelievable arse huh.

Would you suck the farts out of her arse?

If the answer is yes - then that' your cue to get her and her arse out for a drink.

She's moslem huh, so might not drink - but you will think of something.
 

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Dear Trisquel,
look she is just a nice girl....you can only start to imagine the cultural divide between you and her....Just move on before you make a complete fool of yourself.
 

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If you hesitate, you'll have to masturbate.

Close that girl stat!
 
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