"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Advice to high school students.

TheEnergizer

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lol, overanalytical bunch. you and youre fancy rating systems, youre percentages and ratios, youre theories and hypotheses, youre lil schemes, rules, this and that. pessimists. what happened to real advice?

this thread is for nerds or homely or otherwise awkward kids who already have little to no hope looking to turn their lives around, as stated multiple times by the OP even, to wait it out. all us regular guys dont need this. so really the title is wrong because it is not to all high school students. us normal guys (already semi popular, fair to good looking) actually do have a chance and can score most chicks in the school if we really tried. all that leaves is the well off guys that arent even on here because theyre already popular and really good looking and can already score whatever they want without working too hard. imo those are the only 3 classes that matter.

oh look. and now youve got me started on this discussion as well.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LittleRiverBand said:
The best thing you can do is forget about game altogether and just worry about getting the best grades possible. And if your grades are already top-notch and you feel the overwhelming need to meet girls, go to your local mall and meet girls from other towns where there isn't any drama.
I'll have to disagree. Multitasking isn't that hard.

It's not like you have to spend an additional 10 hours per week studying how to attract women. If you're doing that, you're doing something wrong.
 

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I ****ing aggree! High school is bull****. I got all the hot *****es in Hs and fked half of em, i dropped out from high school and ended up getting ged cuz i was partying 90% of my high schools years. It didnt get me no where, thank god i stll got my Ged and went to college. Study now, party later.
 
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