"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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advice plz

ds1ur1f

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i dont know if this has happened to anyone, but i slept with my friend the other night(we were both hammered) and she just myspaced me this:

Dude, did we have sex?

how do i respond to that?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you tell her yes and it sucked and you want to try it again but sober
 

DonGorgon

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She knows you did and wants to see how you feel about it... and you dont feel anything cause you are a Djuan... sooooo...

Oh and women always do stuff like this with their male "friends" so remember this when your girlfriend says oh he is just my good friend.. cause when she is drunk she will be fing him too.
 

sav

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she's diverting guilt it seems.. stand ur ground and whatever you do dont be apologetic and dont let her seem like a "victim"...

i had this happen once, when i slept with a "friend" she tried to guilt trip me and we ended up ****buddies :p play ur cards right and you'll get all that you desire.
 

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ds1ur1f

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well i havent responded yet and i definitely dont wanna play dumb so how should i go about this.
 

tick37

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strey said:
you tell her yes and it sucked and you want to try it again but sober
I like this idea.
 

LAWYER

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ds1ur1f said:
i dont know if this has happened to anyone, but i slept with my friend the other night(we were both hammered) and she just myspaced me this:

Dude, did we have sex?

how do i respond to that?

Why dont you just give us your balls and your manhood... haha:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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LAWYER

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its a joke... and I wouldnt accept his balls by giving him advice!...NO

I dont give advice... I will just tell people what I know... and they can decide what they want to do
 

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ds1ur1f said:
i dont know if this has happened to anyone, but i slept with my friend the other night(we were both hammered) and she just myspaced me this:

Dude, did we have sex?

how do i respond to that?
"Yes, I came in you several times, you really should take an EPT test as soon as possible."
 
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