"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Advice on how to proceed?

ohiobohio518

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I drunkenly made out with this girl a month ago, and I just took her out to dinner. Reason for the month-long hiatus? A) Our schedules didn't line up. and B) my friend did digging and concluded that she had "Friend-zoned" me.

The reason I overcame (B) was because, from the signs she was giving me, I just couldn't 100% believe what she told me. So I tried to test my luck, and yesterday we had a good dinner at a nice place for 2 hours, and I don't think she would do that with a friend. I didn't kiss close however.

What should be my logical next step?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Drummer give me a nice power thump,
Bass and Lead ,it time to play with rocker jeans,
Stratocaster me with the legendary guitar,
here we go, ooooh, let the audio go, wheeeeeeeee!

With her you getting as high as paper planes
and your delusional like riding liquid trains,
she thinks of you as her good old bone,
you my ally have the love avenue closed,
patient construction has got you friend zoned ,
better leave before you hear the gloomy bells,
that announce the "LJBF" thunderstorms,
but wait, theirs a weather forecast change,
she gave you interests signs and good dinner,
play your cards right, oh wow, right on,
and she might be your next sweet dessert,
but for that you gotta have her eyes in a shimmer,
but only if you show her how good you cook,
and make her an "im an alpha male" casserole,
straight out of the Don Juan's recipe book,
and i added this lyric because recipe book rhymes with PooK!
 

ohiobohio518

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you're hilarious.

im inferring from your message that you meant something like:
you got LJBF'd but now you might have a chance. go read the bible.

(i have)
 
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