"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Advice for a 40 year old virgin on getting laid

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The40yovirgin

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I was wondering what advice you could give to my friend who's a 40 year old virgin on how to get laid? He's a good looking funny guy but for some reason can't pull the trigger when it comes to getting laid with the ladies. No homo.

Oh and he uses those sh1tty azz dating sites and nothing works. Expert opinions please. Thanks DJs!

**forgot to mention he's now a 44 year old gameless Italian dude from the NYC area who said he trolled the site with some Asian kid from Chicago. Forgot that dudes name..


One last thing..Only the dudes with the most green dots advice will be taken seriously..the rest of you sit yo punk azzes down.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Mike32ct

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The40yovirgin said:
I was wondering what advice you could give to my friend who's a 40 year old virgin on how to get laid? He's a good looking funny guy but for some reason can't pull the trigger when it comes to getting laid with the ladies. No homo.

Oh and he uses those sh1tty azz dating sites and nothing works. Expert opinions please. Thanks DJs!

**forgot to mention he's now a 44 year old gameless Italian dude from the NYC area who said he trolled the site with some Asian kid from Chicago. Forgot that dudes name..


One last thing..Only the dudes with the most green dots advice will be taken seriously..the rest of you sit yo punk azzes down.
Stopped reading here.
 

Burroughs

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Yet another naughty ninja alter ego

clearly sosuave withdrawal is getting to him :)
 

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I'd ask a woman who knows him. He might be secretly gay.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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why haven't they picked a new mod yet. would have banned this guy already!

form is imploding in 3..........2.............1...........
 

Syrio

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My advice would be to just ask questions, be cool, and be kind of a d1ck... be David Caruso in Jade.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MascaraSnake

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tackle drunk b1tches.

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle."

And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk b1tches."
 

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If this guy is really a 40 year old virgin (which is hard to beleive) then it is time to seek professional help, and by that i mean a prostitute. You can pick them up all day long on backpage just be careful cause there are cops on there. 100 bucks should get him a hb7-8. If she says anything about sex its a cop. a real hooker doesnt need you to tell her you want sex she knows that when you call she just needs to know what youre willing to spend and how ugly you are. Googleing the phone number before you call is a good idea too if she has older ads or ads in nearby cities then shes prolly legit. Just do your reasearch and have fun.

disclaimer: i am not responsible if you get arrested. i do not condone prostitution. everything i say is for educational purposes only.
 
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