Advice for a 40 year old virgin on getting laid

[The40yovirgin]

I was wondering what advice you could give to my friend who's a 40 year old virgin on how to get laid? He's a good looking funny guy but for some reason can't pull the trigger when it comes to getting laid with the ladies. No homo.

Oh and he uses those sh1tty azz dating sites and nothing works. Expert opinions please. Thanks DJs!

**forgot to mention he's now a 44 year old gameless Italian dude from the NYC area who said he trolled the site with some Asian kid from Chicago. Forgot that dudes name..


One last thing..Only the dudes with the most green dots advice will be taken seriously..the rest of you sit yo punk azzes down.

 

[Mike32ct]

I was wondering what advice you could give to my friend who's a 40 year old virgin on how to get laid? He's a good looking funny guy but for some reason can't pull the trigger when it comes to getting laid with the ladies. No homo.

Oh and he uses those sh1tty azz dating sites and nothing works. Expert opinions please. Thanks DJs!

**forgot to mention he's now a 44 year old gameless Italian dude from the NYC area who said he trolled the site with some Asian kid from Chicago. Forgot that dudes name..


One last thing..Only the dudes with the most green dots advice will be taken seriously..the rest of you sit yo punk azzes down.

Stopped reading here.

 

[Burroughs]

Yet another naughty ninja alter ego

clearly sosuave withdrawal is getting to him

 

[corrector]

No it's not naughty ninja, it is the inner ninja.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGhyL8zg3_I

Don't give up. Victory sign.

 

[bigneil]

I'd ask a woman who knows him. He might be secretly gay.

 

[Uncharted]

Check out 40-year-old virgin on Netflix.

 

[BlackBear]

Check out 40-year-old virgin on Netflix.

Average movie though

 

[Packers2010]

why haven't they picked a new mod yet. would have banned this guy already!

form is imploding in 3..........2.............1...........

 

[BlackBear]

Bump for the poor 44-year-old virgin Italian Ninjaman

 

[Syrio]

My advice would be to just ask questions, be cool, and be kind of a d1ck... be David Caruso in Jade.

 

[MascaraSnake]

tackle drunk b1tches.

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle."

And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk b1tches."

 

[PAR420]

If this guy is really a 40 year old virgin (which is hard to beleive) then it is time to seek professional help, and by that i mean a prostitute. You can pick them up all day long on backpage just be careful cause there are cops on there. 100 bucks should get him a hb7-8. If she says anything about sex its a cop. a real hooker doesnt need you to tell her you want sex she knows that when you call she just needs to know what youre willing to spend and how ugly you are. Googleing the phone number before you call is a good idea too if she has older ads or ads in nearby cities then shes prolly legit. Just do your reasearch and have fun.

disclaimer: i am not responsible if you get arrested. i do not condone prostitution. everything i say is for educational purposes only.

 

[VladPatton]

I can't stop laughing at the phrase:

"Tackle drunk b1tches."

hahaha