"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Advice for a 40 year old virgin on getting laid

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I was wondering what advice you could give to my friend who's a 40 year old virgin on how to get laid? He's a good looking funny guy but for some reason can't pull the trigger when it comes to getting laid with the ladies. No homo.

Oh and he uses those sh1tty azz dating sites and nothing works. Expert opinions please. Thanks DJs!

**forgot to mention he's now a 44 year old gameless Italian dude from the NYC area who said he trolled the site with some Asian kid from Chicago. Forgot that dudes name..


One last thing..Only the dudes with the most green dots advice will be taken seriously..the rest of you sit yo punk azzes down.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The40yovirgin said:
I was wondering what advice you could give to my friend who's a 40 year old virgin on how to get laid? He's a good looking funny guy but for some reason can't pull the trigger when it comes to getting laid with the ladies. No homo.

Oh and he uses those sh1tty azz dating sites and nothing works. Expert opinions please. Thanks DJs!

**forgot to mention he's now a 44 year old gameless Italian dude from the NYC area who said he trolled the site with some Asian kid from Chicago. Forgot that dudes name..


One last thing..Only the dudes with the most green dots advice will be taken seriously..the rest of you sit yo punk azzes down.
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Yet another naughty ninja alter ego

clearly sosuave withdrawal is getting to him :)
 
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I'd ask a woman who knows him. He might be secretly gay.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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why haven't they picked a new mod yet. would have banned this guy already!

form is imploding in 3..........2.............1...........
 
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My advice would be to just ask questions, be cool, and be kind of a d1ck... be David Caruso in Jade.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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tackle drunk b1tches.

All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's a code written in his DNA, says, "Tackle the gazelle."

And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "Tackle drunk b1tches."
 
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If this guy is really a 40 year old virgin (which is hard to beleive) then it is time to seek professional help, and by that i mean a prostitute. You can pick them up all day long on backpage just be careful cause there are cops on there. 100 bucks should get him a hb7-8. If she says anything about sex its a cop. a real hooker doesnt need you to tell her you want sex she knows that when you call she just needs to know what youre willing to spend and how ugly you are. Googleing the phone number before you call is a good idea too if she has older ads or ads in nearby cities then shes prolly legit. Just do your reasearch and have fun.

disclaimer: i am not responsible if you get arrested. i do not condone prostitution. everything i say is for educational purposes only.
 
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