advice column: How Do I Tell My Curvy Wife About My Secret Desire for a Thin Woman?

[MatureDJ]

I’m Afraid to Tell My Full-Figured Wife Who I Really Fantasize About in Bed

I love her body, but—

slate.com

... I have one recurring fantasy and I am very reluctant to share it with her. Scared might be a better word. She has always been blessed with a gorgeous body that is beautiful, curvy, and full. I adore her. I adore and crave her body. But I I have this fantasy and curiosity of what it would be like to have sex with a woman who is thin. My wife’s weight limits what we do, position-wise, so she is comfortable. And I am on board with that. We do have fun. But I wonder and fantasize about what it would be like to be more athletic with a partner. To be able to lift her. Or have her on top of me light as a feather.

my opinion: Hubby was a frustrated chump that could only generate interest with whales, so he married one. I think his case is hopeless.

 

[Who Dares Win]

First thing would be to stop calling "curvy" a fat one.

Anyway the only option is beginning a path to change his body shape and let her know he would like to have her with him.

I dont see any other way without the risk of being charged from the hyppo.

 

[Lookatu]

So according to the article, the woman is perfectly fine in telling her man that his d1ck isn't that big and she wants to experiment with big dildos but the man can't express his fantasy about having a skinny coked up b1tch?
Who exactly is wearing the pants in that relationship? I think the woman should get a 12" strap on and peg the hubby without lube and "stretch" him out for being weak.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

Measure her dildo. My guess it's 8" or longer and greater than 6" around. Explain to her that's greater than 95% of c0cks in real life, and greater that the average c0ck size in porn ( the NBA of c0cks ).

So you tell her to go on ahead and shove that dildo right up her crotch, and fvck her in her azz. And if she complains, dump her azz.

Her getting used to a dildo which is greater than 95% of males is done to humiliate you. So she deserves this treatment.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

I’m Afraid to Tell My Full-Figured Wife Who I Really Fantasize About in Bed

I love her body, but—

slate.com

my opinion: Hubby was a frustrated chump that could only generate interest with whales, so he married one. I think his case is hopeless.

Did they show a pic of the "whale"?

 

[GioWolf]

Sometimes you just have to give up half your assets and pay alimony/child support. You only have one life and you can’t take your money with you when it’s over.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Why did you marry her then? Have some respect for yourself.

 

[bat soup]

Instead of telling her he should show her, by leaving her for a woman half his age that is as skinny as a rake.