"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Acne + Dry skin: Please advise

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So I have this acne - its not that bad, but could be better. I used this stuff with 5% benzoyl pheroxide (or whatever), and it didn't really help. My skin got really dry and flaky though. Had to use liberal amounts of face cream - and I mean like 200 ml a day for the 2nd day now. Its crazy shyt!

So what can you advise - is the best way simply not to touch my face at all with my hands? I try not to, but I often forget, like right now... :(. Or should I talk to a doctor? Or are there any other better medical creams or whatnot?

Thanks!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Speak to your dermatologist... though biased, I'm a strong advocate of Accutane (or a generic)...
 

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Accutanes the way to go no creams no mosturizers well at least after ur done w/ it go to ur derm
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I drink a lot of water, it doesn't help ****, I'm wondering if it's just a hippy vegetarian wonder treatment.

I'm on Benzol Peroxide, but I never use it regularly which is why it probably doesn't work.

Accutane? My doctor presented that to me as an option once, but said it had a lot of side effects, like nosebleeds, dry skin, etc. Do you really want all that?

Then again... I'd rather be thin with flawless skin and get nosebleeds than not... some girls will get all emotional about it, thinking you have some brain hemmoraging condition, or that you use psychic abilities.
 

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probably the stuff u use to treat your acne overdrys the skin, if that's the case stop using it and try something else. Or you can continue using it in addition to using moisturizer after each wash as a temporary reliever for your dry skin.
 

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++THE SOLUTION+++

What soap u using?

- Use "DOVE UNSCENTED SOAP"

Its in a green/white box, pick it up at your local rite aid or sav ons.

- Use cold water instead of hot water when showering. Using hot water melts away your body's natural oil from your skin

- Always lotiong on dry areas of body

- Make sure you don't sweat a lot.

- Eat lots of protein, take multivitamins, drink lots of water.

PROBLEM SOLVED

I got this problem down to a science
 
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